T.

[Smitty @imsmitty7]

@JonRothstein @BIGEASTMBB just post it! Get the hype yourself and let me plan some trips

[Ryan Mela Supporter 🦈 @FriarsCapital]

Corey Freaking Floyd Junior

[Jabri @jabri404]

@_HoyaParanoia_ i don’t

[T. @treyS13]

@CapitalOneArena why can’t I keep the cap to my water

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Vibe-wise, Jordan Poole was very much already a Washington Wizard.

[Joon Lee @joonlee]

Imagine calling these games meaningless

[T. @treyS13]

@SunnyInProv We used this system for my D2 baseball team 🙄 It protects the team bc nothing gets actually made until it’s ordered & they never own anything - school picks an item & a logo for it and PTS mocks it up for the site. Once the store closes and orders are in, PTS produces & ships

[Céspedes Family BBQ @CespedesBBQ]

Stetson Bennett is older than Ronald Acuña Jr.

they should let Acuña play for UGA baseball in the spring and see if he can post a 2.000 OPS

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Providence hasn't hit singles out of the transfer portal during the last few seasons --- it's hit home runs.

Al Durham
Justin Minaya
Bryce Hopkins
Devin Carter

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m in the basement, drinking until I fall asleep. My wife is crying, begging me to come upstairs & watch a Muppet Christmas Carol with my family. “I don’t care if I die tonight” I whisper.

[Luis Paez-Pumar @lppny]

Kevin Durant is somehow the most normal of the notable members of the Brooklyn Nets organization. My man just tweets too much, no crime in that when the rest of the team is either in the Suicide Squad or completely terrified of basketball.

[T. @treyS13]

@IsaiahNorris @TheBennettK @HannahRKeyser But “regular season” has those same problems. Judge has played 1 more game than Matt Chapman but has 68 more plate appearances

[T. @treyS13]

@joinoneapp Anytime you can disable the only features that differentiate you from every other bank, you just have to do it. 0 reason to keep money in here now bye!

[cory @coolmathgame_]

alien: these are your ancestors?? lmfaooo 💀😂😂

[shows me a video of a monkey jumpin around goin ooh ooh ah ah]

me: [getting really defensive] that was a long time ago. turn that off

[Providence MBB @PCFriarsmbb]

"I always get misty-eyed thinking about 1987."
- @RealPitino

[SNY @SNYtv]

Buck Showalter says he hopes to get another cigar when Jeff McNeil's wife gives birth, and a wise PSA from Buck:

"I don't smoke 'em. I just try to look cool with them. It's not actually cool to smoke"