Trey Burnham

You deserve a joke today.

For less frivolous thoughts: @trevorburnham

[Trey Burnham @treyburnham]

Attention @treyburnham loyalists: I’ve stopped spreading myself across two accounts. Just follow @trevorburnham for all things tweetworthy.

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

GOD sends many apocalyptic signs (blood rivers, screaming, crickets, etc.) because he must accommodate ALL kinds of learners (visual, musica

[Toby Price @jedipadmaster]

What #legos do when we aren't looking.

[Trey Burnham @treyburnham]

@TookyMonster I’ll see myself out. 🚶🏻

[Trey Burnham @treyburnham]

@TookyMonster 😁

[Trey Burnham @treyburnham]

@TookyMonster Aw, they deleted it. 🙁

[Trey Burnham @treyburnham]

@TookyMonster Is this true!? https://t.co/CSeJOiGV4Y

[Trey Burnham @treyburnham]

@TookyMonster Truth.

[Trey Burnham @treyburnham]

@TookyMonster Right back atcha! 😘

[Trey Burnham @treyburnham]

@TookyMonster Because I like your face so much that I wish you had 2 of them. 😘

[Trey Burnham @treyburnham]

@TookyMonster You. https://t.co/6bf4IB5KbQ

[Trey Burnham @treyburnham]

@TookyMonster #CoupleGoals

[Trey Burnham @treyburnham]

@TookyMonster tfw you’ve eaten too many lemons

[Trey Burnham @treyburnham]

I know the feeling. https://t.co/SuXzP2z3wl

[Trey Burnham @treyburnham]

@TookyMonster I blame you for this. 😠 https://t.co/KTZySeWK4m

[Haggard Hawks 🦅📚 Words | Language | Etymology @HaggardHawks]

POTOOOOOOOO was the name of a renowned 18th century thoroughbred racehorse. It was pronounced “pot-eight-Os”.

[Trey Burnham @treyburnham]

🎶 Don’t it always seem to go / That you don’t know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone? 🎶 https://t.co/dOFRPM0e2d

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Americans’ support for immigration and free trade hit record highs in a new WSJ/NBC News survey https://t.co/sxjj2yaCWc

[Trey Burnham @treyburnham]

@TookyMonster 🐐 Goatep!!

[Trey Burnham @treyburnham]

@TookyMonster I can’t. I’m woke.

[Trey Burnham @treyburnham]

@TookyMonster ‘Zactly. 😜

[Trey Burnham @treyburnham]

@TookyMonster You’re all about goring your enemies tho.