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cookie dough

[trey @treyfac3]

funny sheetz replies 🧵👇

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Pronouncing Grimace like Versace so the people at this McDonald’s think I’m sophisticated

[trin @lovelltrin]

how it feels to order a large popcorn and icee before my friends spring up on me that they’re not getting any snacks for the movie

[lexi @elextra__]

went to dunkin and the drive thru person said “that’ll be 11 million dollars” and i said “oh no!” and she said “i’m just playin it’s $11.99” and man. she got my ass. what a great bit

[ava🇸🇪🇳🇴🇧🇷🇵🇾🇪🇸🇨🇴🇫🇷 @yujionthatbeat]

ariana is still wrong for getting with that man from the start but damn he threw away his highschool sweetheart wife and newborn kid for no reason at all. good luck being divorced and also spongebob

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

why is this like my voice. help.

[trey @treyfac3]

i just heard big guy from the spongebob movie mixed with go girl by pitbull on pitbull’s siriusXM’s station. america is at its peak

[trey @treyfac3]

what happens if you don’t pay your rent? you gotta walk the plank?

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Plans released for a $16 billion mile-long ship capable of carrying 80,000 people.

The 'Freedom Ship' would be home to about 50,000 people, with space for 10,000 tourists and 20,000 crew members.

"The Freedom Ship is envisioned as a permanently mobile city at sea designed for long-term residence rather than short-term travel," the company says.

The ship would be about 8 times the size of the current largest ship in the world, the Royal Caribbean’s Icon of the Seas.

The plans include a 15,000-seat stadium, schools, colleges, shops, clubs, a water park, a music hall, museums, parks, and more.

The ship, which would run on nuclear, would be too large to dock and would remain in international waters.

Freedom Cruise International says it would go around the world every two to three years.

Insane.

[cher @mclIark]

you guys are fucking sick

[𝔏𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @InsaneMistress]

this is great news if hockey players could read

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[꧁✿Nessa✿꧂ @Softnessa_]

My son just yelled from his bedroom “mom what time was I born??”

BOYYYY SHE A WITCH HANG UP THE PHONE NOW!!

[jurídico jogos vorazes @thngergames]

quando eu falo que estou ansioso para o novo jogos vorazes e alguém me fala que é assim que as pessoas da capital se sentem

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

a NOISE with dirt ON iIT

[Blake Robbins @blakeir]

the best “Shot on iPhone” of all time

[diego 🇳🇱🇺🇾 @diegohead_]

- ¿Drake?
- ¿Qué?
- ¿Dónde está el cuerpo de Cristo?

[gabrielle @englotvibes]

i fear im fucking obsessed with her

[Majin Jew @RedwoodRogue]

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

[salem @soundofsalem]

JENN MCALLISTER EDIT. PITY FOR HER GETTING ROBBED

[Jenn McAllister @jennmcallister]

My heirlooms….. my jewels…..