Denmark’s captain @simonkjaer1989 ensured Eriksen didn't swallow his tongue when he was unconscious, gave him CPR, told the squad to form a protective shield around him, consoled Eriksen’s horrified wife & has now led his team back into the game. You, sir, are a hero.
A reminder, as if anyone needed it, that a 'snaccident' is the inadvertent eating of an entire packet of biscuits [etc] when you meant to have just the one.
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Wordy fact of the day for kids (and bored adults): the 'coco' in 'coconut' means 'grinning face' or 'bogeyman'. It was given its name by Portuguese explorers, who thought the three holes on every coconut's base looked like a scary mask.
.@nwater_care says sewers are getting blocked as people are forced to use alternatives to toilet roll.
They say customers flushing wipes, kitchen roll and newspaper are clogging up pipes.
@NorthumbrianH2O is warning blockages could be "devastating" to homes and the environment.
The word ‘bumf’, useless or tedious material, is a shortening of ‘bumfodder’, ‘toilet paper’. Also known centuries ago as ‘arsewisp’. Just thought I’d throw that in.