trish 🦖

i go through phases where i literally never shut up about a certain thing until i get bored and move on

[m @msnetik]

when someone says “they did this on Glee” that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Yashaswi More @itsyashi24]

no one understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 yrs old

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

they’re calling this the most french sentence of all time

[Yacine @hearts4kamiko]

I fantasize about being asked questions

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Stoned in Trader Joe’s on a Saturday afternoon

[nug @imissmybraces]

got the weed that makes me laugh at every ig reel

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

The smell of weed in public gives me the same feeling of hearing the ice cream truck as a child

[trish 🦖 @triciakirbs]

this got a chuckle out of me I will say

[ivo @trashmagiq]

Time traveller: *steps on a butterfly*

Shailene Woodley:

[mr ditz carlton @ditz_carlton]

there are levels of woke in rural, western massachusetts that none of you can comprehend

[dl stud @pistoIwhips]

Everyday in September U wake up in a cold sweat like omfg who’s birthday is it

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

Paper Towel seeing me entering the kitchen to cook…

[trish 🦖 @triciakirbs]

genuinely where would I be without thesaurus dot com

[nova ❣︎ @goldenbcnes]

They got Alec Lightwood coaching hockey

[Dr.HowellNator @HowellToHunt]

Everytime a new buzzword is trending, I think of this image.

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

If Zohran Mamdani bans AI-generated restaurant/deli posters he will be mayor for 1000 years

[barbie ☭ @pinkscuderia]

the concept of starting the city of bones bc ur tired of reading slop

[n @HATETHEREALME]

Instagram gotta move that repost button

[payton @glass_wrld]

“five likes isn’t a lot” imagine five snow plows running over jeremy renner