dan

@spoiler_media | @yourdivecoach | Just another millennial on a quest to destroy your brick and mortar store.

[dan @TrickyZicki]

Does it bother anyone else that the default @LinkedIn business thumbnail looks like a tombstone?

[dan @TrickyZicki]

@bigjimmurray

[Jitters @blueberrydurr]

Congratulations to drugs for winning the war on drugs

[maple cocaine @maplecocaine]

Extremely disappointed by the Taliban here

[dan @TrickyZicki]

@spooky_shran The byline is even scarier. How about we work on the concepts of "on time" and "more affordable" first.

[dan @TrickyZicki]

CEO of the Day Off

[dan @TrickyZicki]

@giantbomb my Extra Life 2020 Stream is at https://t.co/Qe6Nca893w

[dan @TrickyZicki]

Today I am streaming games to raise money #ForTheKids all day, specifically Boston Children's Hospital. Consider checking it out, donating, or retweeting if you can't donate. https://t.co/eIJ1ffDBg5

[dan @TrickyZicki]

Posting this metal cover of “Hornet’s Theme” and praying that it summons a @TeamCherryGames release update on Silksong, straight from the heavy depths of Pharloom. https://t.co/m8YWcqzXdv

[Calla @CallaWalsh]

I am a 16-year-old part-time minimum wage worker and I pay more income taxes than the billionaire President of the United States

[Bakari Sellers @Bakari_Sellers]

Me and my boys been talking about this all day...how is your accountant so good but he can’t get rid of that final $750.

[the Virgo that Leon can't even explain @hbfromkc_]

I personally applied for 3 positions within Wells Fargo that I was very qualified for, and got 3 denials. My name is Hannah, so I decided the 4th time to not check that I was "black".

I got an interview within 48 hours.

Fuck this company.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Sometimes I wonder if people who aggressively seek political power are precisely those who should not be entrusted to wield it.

[aquila 🫀 @belllmonts]

booty shorts except with the names of bloodborne enemies printed on the back

[JAY⚡️ @iDaddyJay]

“Put dat damn mask on”

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

Summer fun! 🏖️♥️ (*Private island all tested negative multiple times wear a mask ♥️)

[ivan @heavnlyhispanic]

nothing will ever top this

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If you’re still wearing a mask when you go out, please retweet this tweet. I would just like to see how much common sense is still out there.

[Blair @__seab]

Remember when Zion Williamson, a 19 year old at the time, paid the New Orleans’ arena workers’ salaries for a month when the shutdown started and the owner, who is 73 and worth $3 billion, did not? I remember that.

[Matthew Broussard @mondaypunday]

“IS ANYONE ON THIS PLANE A DOCTOR AND IN NETWORK!?”