bean 🎉

i'm elite, cream of the crop, and being obsessed with animorphs is my only personality trait || influencer ✨

[bean 🎉 @trilloch]

decided to take this whole twitter thing back up .. we'll see how this goes. I give it a week, tops.

[bean 🎉 @trilloch]

isn’t it crazy how out of all the gorgeous mythological names the one we’ve kept going was… jason

[bean 🎉 @trilloch]

rewatching squid game ep 1 for the first time since it came out and ali grabbing gi-hun to stop him from moving at the end of red light green light just made me sob uncontrollably

[bean 🎉 @trilloch]

@drichhhh hey it turns out uhhhh you’ve out shania’d your twain. get in the van

[bean 🎉 @trilloch]

@lilelflock i am IMMENSELY proud of you and so so happy to see you on this beautiful life path ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[bean 🎉 @trilloch]

the fact that i still know the lost numbers is a sign i SHOULD get them tattooed

[bean 🎉 @trilloch]

can’t talk i’m watching charlie’s death scene on lost

[bean 🎉 @trilloch]

can we talk about how genuinely for real i was for YEARS about getting “not penny’s boat” tattooed on my PALM. like babes be for real and just just 4 8 15 16 23 42 along your spine

[bean 🎉 @trilloch]

skyrim is crazy bc why am i on the hunt in the DEPTHS of the vampire castle for the escaped vampire queen and tasked with finding her diary when i come across this

[bean 🎉 @trilloch]

i hate her so much. the one good thing she’s done for adult me is teaching me to never idolize someone i do not know

[bean 🎉 @trilloch]

absolutely INSANE to me that this vile woman put this in one of her books and yet is the way she is

[bean 🎉 @trilloch]

not enough people are talking about this and it’s so important #Kony2012

[bean 🎉 @trilloch]

tweet: i don’t like avocado but it’s fine if you do :)
56 tweets into an argument in the replies: no but like you’re clearly not understanding why i’m saying that IF the word avocado was replaced by the word racism—

[bean 🎉 @trilloch]

not to mention the back to back to back plot twists at the end. carson daly trying to kill the girls? THE MUSIC???? my walkman never saw a cd that wasn’t the movie soundtrack

[bean 🎉 @trilloch]

josie & the pussycats is the most underrated movie of all time. it opens with hottest boy band (which includes seth green and turk from scrubs) dying in a plane crash and their manager (alan cumming) parachuting down and saying “we’re gonna need to find a new band” when he lands?

[bean 🎉 @trilloch]

no one i follow follows this guy. no one I follow liked or retweeted this. nothing about my activity on this site would indicate i’d enjoy this. and yet i was forced to have this take up a spot on my daily quota of viewed posts

[bean 🎉 @trilloch]

i’m only allowed to see 600 posts a day and this is forced upon me as one of them?

[Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸 @ZeekArkham]

I’m glad I belong to a generation that didn’t need safe spaces and therapy every time we didn’t get our way.

I mean, we watched the Challenger space shuttle blow up in real time and my teacher told us to take out our math books because we had a test that Friday.

I’m really feeling like some members of Gen Z just aren’t going to make it once the real world hits them.

[bean 🎉 @trilloch]

if i could talk to my former self i think i’d say
“listen, we don’t have a lot of time. i’ve gotta tell you this qui- wait. if i can traverse time, why did i pick this time-sensitive moment? *gets slungshot back to The Now* oh right, it was bc of the time travel time limit! haha”

[bean 🎉 @trilloch]

when i was a kid i made a house on sims 1 that was me and my sister and cps came and took me because i didn’t do my homework

[bean 🎉 @trilloch]

it was so weird. i think about it every time i eat raw chicken

[bean 🎉 @trilloch]

omg remember that melissa mccarthy superhero movie where she was addicted to eating raw chicken