Jay Swartz

Another California transplant, trying to make it work.

[Jay Swartz @triloci]

@nicolesimone Your eyes are looking very green in that light.

[Jay Swartz @triloci]

@nicolesimone Most people have a magnesium deficit.

[Jay Swartz @triloci]

@nicolesimone It's nice to see some positive stories about Law Enforcement. You're really doing some great work.

[Jay Swartz @triloci]

@nicolesimone Oh, no, I'm just hearing about this. What an entertainer.

[Jay Swartz @triloci]

@nicolesimone @NewmansOwn @NewmansOwnFdn Happy to help.

[Jay Swartz @triloci]

@nicolesimone @FarenellPhoto Okay I'm on the road, I'll send it when I stop this evening.

[Jay Swartz @triloci]

@nicolesimone @FarenellPhoto Sure I'll chip in. Where do I send the money?

[Jay Swartz @triloci]

@nicolesimone Happy Canada Day. I loved my time living in Vancouver.

[Jay Swartz @triloci]

@straczynski Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat are geniuses.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

This should be taught in every school. Happy new year everybody!

[Morgan Tremaine @MorganTremaine]

We lost a truly great actor today

[Jay Swartz @triloci]

As I make my final pre-Christmas shopping rounds, I always think of this.
https://t.co/XBrjlfR2jR

[Jay Swartz @triloci]

@hwinkler4real Bill Burr

[Jay Swartz @triloci]

@nicolesimone That's so incredible. Myself, I have found therapists to be mostly patronizing and clueless.

[Jay Swartz @triloci]

@nicolesimone Can I interest you in a Samsung?

[Jay Swartz @triloci]

@nicolesimone I was just writing that I have never found therapy to be useful. Honestly I would rather self-reflect with the Tarot.

[Jay Swartz @triloci]

@nicolesimone Witch beats Madonna by a hair. A red hair. Definitely not a blonde one.

[Jay Swartz @triloci]

Sometimes you just have to listen to Bridge Over Troubled Water on repeat until you feel better.

[Jay Swartz @triloci]

@nicolesimone Now sing "Like Some Other Men Do"

[Jay Swartz @triloci]

@sdho I guess he's one of those "If y'a'int early, ya late" types.