𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖞

she/her

[ravn @mfnravn]

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“the customer is always right”

not during my shift

[bleet @lilbleetbitchh]

edible high is just too close to experiencing death for me idk

[⋆.·★𝓚ⁱⁿᵈʳ★·.⋆ @p1xelp1x1e]

can u watch him while i go smoke

[obsessedwithmybf @jessicx__ortiz]

me to whoever’s behind me in mario kart

[Alison @therealalisonw]

we are the daughters of the bajas that couldn’t blast

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

[natalie @american_sicko]

Girls will say shit like “oh I haven’t played Mario kart in a while I might be kinda bad” and then wait for the countdown to hit you with “I played competitively on Japanese servers for eight years”

[hottiepants @punishedpants]

your honor are you mad at me

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

when a cat is Orange, that can be a very special thing

[𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖞 @trinityy_cx]

@elowelowe hey😏😏

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

me: *puts item in the bagging area*

robot: “PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA”

me:

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

???