Ryan Romano

Now: @washingtonpost. Then: @thedbk, etc. Maryland flag lover, peanut-butter gobbler, he/him 🐢

[Paula Wood @PaulaWoodDMV]

James Wood is my sweet son. He's Intelligent, kind, funny, and a hell of baseball player. James Woods with an "s" is an actor and a different sort of fella altogether. Felt like that was important to say right about now. Sure wish others were as careful about spelling as I am.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

respect to noble student who went from a 55 on the midterm to a 59 on the final 🫡

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

somewhat funny to decide to summarize this long story by using bullet points with bolded text for the important parts

[Jasmine Golden @jas__golden]

I spoke with the family of the woman seen in the Reuters photo. She’s a 33-year-old mother and a D.C. native.
https://t.co/x38PGQAx97

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[David Wallace-Wells @dwallacewells]

After Saturday night’s fireworks display, DC has the worst air quality of any major city in the world.

[Matthew Cappucci @MatthewCappucci]

NEW: Hazardous firework-induced smog continues to hover over Washington D.C. this morning. Avoid time outdoors if you can.

The air so filled with microscopic particulates (PM2.5) that it’s potentially harmful to exert oneself outside. CODE PURPLE alert in effect.

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Eddington-doubters taking L after L

[lil bump stock @m_booker1]

guy who fancies himself a statistic guru but doesn’t understand The Airplane Picture

[Adrian Manuel @yoayyydrian]

idk about definitive there are too many but Killers of the Flower Moon nails America on the head point blank

[Washingtonian Problems @WashProbs]

The white supremacist group, Patriot Front, was seen marching through Capitol Hill this morning.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

"Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, during the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 4, 2026. REUTERS/Cheney Orr"

[Jeff Stein @jstein_star]

I get the sense that very few people in DC are aware that federal officials wrote detailed analyses warning of the air quality health risks of the enormous 850K fireworks set to go off — and that the admin did not release those findings to the public

[Andrew Leyden @PenguinSix]

As the nation prepares for the 250th Birthday, grocery stores in DC are already setting up for Halloween.

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

Right now there’s a white person outside jogging in this weather

[Luke Winkie @luke_winkie]

The End of Tar is the single most evocative sequence in the history of cinema. It articulates everything you need to know about what it feels like to be alive right now. The 2020s are the "End of Tar era."