CK Dexter Haven

[Vito Brevis @VitoBrevis]

This really is almost mythological in its aspect. Clavicular achieved fame and riches for the extreme measures he took to be beautiful, only to undo his beauty with the new measures his success afforded.

It's almost Greek, the story of how Claviculus became chopped.

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Jan. 6 rioter Kene Brian Lazo was charged with the rape and aggravated sexual battery of a 13-year-old.

Trump pardoned him anyway.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Elon Musk held up a chainsaw, fed USAID into the wood chipper, and at least 600,00 people have already died as a result - two-thirds of them children.

History's first trillionaire.

[cindy @Cintistic]

Happy Pride to them 🌈🫶🏼

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Why even do this? For what gain?

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

I’m calling it right now.

I think Clavicular is going to transition. Every decision she’s making is entirely reasonable to me. These are not thoughts normal heterosexual males have.

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

peter thiel bailed him out of prison and then started twinkifying him so as to better suit thiel’s desires

[CK Dexter Haven @triplehexed]

@feelpsychosis @luisfishe omg you believe anything when you're in love dontcha 🏳️‍🌈

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

It’s even crazier than you think 👇
https://t.co/GecmzR3JJ1

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You can be repulsed by the general idea that there's a trillionaire while also being repulsed by the specific idea that it's Elon Musk.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Today, Elon Musk, a trillionaire, pays the same amount into Social Security as someone making $184,500.

If we end that absurdity and lift the cap on taxable income, we can make Social Security solvent for 75 years and expand benefits by $2,400. My Social Security bill does that.

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

🚨BREAKING: ICE agents kidnapped a U.S. citizen, while he was grabbing coffee, in Maryland.

Samuel Guzmán repeatedly told agents he was born in the United States. He even offered to show his ID… and they didn’t believe him.

Instead, they took his phone, wallet, and keys, shoved him in their car, illegally transported him to another location, questioned him about where he was “really” from, for 2 hours, and refused to let him call anyone.

Then, once they realized he was a U.S. citizen… they let him go without explaining why he was detained.

The Fourth Amendment protects people from unreasonable searches and seizures…. ICE agents don’t get to kidnap someone, from a coffee shop parking lot, without reasonable suspicion or probable cause.

The Fifth Amendment guarantees due process…. Holding someone against their will while refusing to tell them why, or denying them access to contact anyone, is a constitutional violation.

And the Equal Protection principles mean the government can’t target people simply because of their race, ethnicity, or the language they speak.

If you’re okay with constitutional rights disappearing the moment someone has the wrong last name, or skin color…

You were never defending law and order.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

I'm shocked they haven't deleted this tweet confirming that DOGE cut the funding for the screwworm eradication program.

Have the plague you voted for!

[BlackMountain @DBlack_Mountain]

REALITY STILL EXISTS

[EMG Max Ketchum @MaxKetchum_]

My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Secretary Kegsbreath put out another workout tape today. It did not go well.

Remember the TOTALLY NOT fake 315lb bench press some months ago…

[Lee Merritt @LeeMerrittesq]

The gag order lifted. And the mask came off with it.

After sentencing, Austin Metcalf’s father Jeff Metcalf went live on TikTok and was caught on a racist rant about Karmelo Anthony, including calling him a “watermelon felon,” saying Black people get “all the free sh*t we give you,” claiming “400 years ago someone sold you to us,” and attacking Black fathers for not being involved in their children’s lives.

This is the same man who stood in that courtroom and said “this was never about race.”

The prosecution struck every qualified Black juror from the panel. A gag order silenced public response for nearly a year. And the moment the muzzle came off, this is who he showed us he was.

Karmelo Anthony did not get a fair trial. And now the victim’s own father has confirmed in his own words what this community has known from the beginning.

🎥: @SamsonCrouppen

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Brilyn is Temu Charlie Kirk

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Per Trump’s request, Ghislaine Maxwell is now being given gourmet food and has been provided several puppies.

She is serving a 20-year sentence for child sex trafficking.

[katey so pinkꕤ @loverlezza]

this is how u celebrate pride