Whitey

Laundromats, Business Brokering/Advising, Golf, Sports

[Whitey @tripleoss]

Your pet iguana is not welcome at my laundromat.

[Whitey @tripleoss]

@golfclubenjoyer @EgbersTom I hope you’re in this wedding…

[Whitey @tripleoss]

Good way to be shown the door if you ask me…

[Colby Creger @MidAmChaser]

Imagine getting a Member-Member Calcutta canceled because one guy couldn’t handle it.

Threatened the GM, club attorney, and anyone else within earshot over “gambling.”

Congrats on saving the club from a tradition that’s existed at golf clubs for decades.

[Whitey @tripleoss]

@ClintFiore Slim Clint!

[Whitey @tripleoss]

@watchesofespion Admin reveal?

[Whitey @tripleoss]

@matthewqueen84 Swing and a miss if you think this is “remarkable”

[Whitey @tripleoss]

@preston_holland @fastjetsalerts Having issues logging into the FJ alert app - how do I get authenticated?

[Whitey @tripleoss]

@fastjetsalerts getting a token authentication error when trying to log into the mobile app

[Rich Jordan | Strongpoint @StrongpointRich]

LOI hand-filled in a booth of an NJ diner with seller.

Signed on the tailgate of a pickup.

Welcome to Main Street M&A. 🫡

[Whitey @tripleoss]

@EffTruck Always appreciate when we agree on things

[Whitey @tripleoss]

The SBA hate laundromats.

[Ben Kelly @benkellyone]

If I wanted to buy a laundromat for $0 down & make $100k/year, here’s exactly what I’d do:

1. Go to SMBmarket(.com)

[Whitey @tripleoss]

@Leb_Zeppelins Zero Newport spots? Dang

[Clint Fiore 🦬 DM for Biz Deals @ClintFiore]

Let me get right on that for you.

"Hey Mr. Seller, I've got a Buyer that will pay you a fraction of the annual cash flow you currently receive in perpetuity for a few years to take it off your hands for ya. Interested?"

[Whitey @tripleoss]

@coleruudjohnson Scrape

[Whitey @tripleoss]

@golfclubenjoyer @boatsand69luvur Will add you to a fall waitlist for a hunting trip E

[Whitey @tripleoss]

@GCiams Thanks for an invite.

[West Texas Driving Range Pro @jjkilleentcu]

If Rai or Schmid wins I’ll take the SAT with a bunch of 16 year olds this month and post the scores. #pgachampionship

[Whitey @tripleoss]

@JD_Patrick A good reminder to why we live here and deal with the winters

[Whitey @tripleoss]

@mitchell_sorkin Mitchell you handsome devil - nice to see you on here

[Whitey @tripleoss]

@blueprintsmb22 You have a way with words

[Whitey @tripleoss]

Louder for those in the back

[Alan Peterson SBA @AlanPetersonSBA]

I’m not the only one seeing a massive shift in perception right now.

Top-tier brokers are starting to auto-filter anyone with "Searcher" or unsubstantiated "XYZ Capital" in their bio, with a website talking about aggressive roll up ambitions with zero track record of success.

Why?

Because the market is flooded with all talk, tire kicking tourists.

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗶𝗴𝗺𝗮: Brokers think you’ve got social media, a domain, and a dream - but zero ability to actually close a $3MM deal.

They’re tired of the "Indication of Interest" that leads nowhere.

𝗠𝘆 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗱𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗲?

Be careful with the “Acquisition Entrepreneur" title without further substantiating who you are, or else it feels like a hobby. Delete the "XYZ Bigger Than You Are Entity" which feels worse than a hobby.

ProTip: Be yourself.

Be honest about your experience and capital stack from minute one.

Don't act bigger than you are.

Authenticity is winning more deals in 2026 than LARPing as a PE firm ever will.

Need a prequalification letter so sellers and brokers know you're vetted and are for real? DM me.