Fluffy Bahamas

you can tell I work out but you can also probably tell I eat a lot of snacks.

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@MarkRipollone @BlueBoxDave @Acosta Holy shit this guy is my hero

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@ChrisCuomo Is this a subtweet for your brother?

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Thank you @tameimpala for spending 3,069 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/9Qn5XmvY39

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@lexfridman Thanks to you and your guests for always inspiring me to explore all of my philosophical and scientific questions!! Lots of LOVE to you and for your show 😇.

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@HRBlock I believe that your prepare did an incompetent job and now I need to file an amended return. I would like my money back. #incorrecttaxreturn #refund

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Big pet peeve: People calling the shuttle the “S” train. 🤯

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@alisonleslieee Smol cinnamon rolls who are you

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@alisonleslieee I love how making something your Facebook status is no longer considered modern

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White frat boys find any reason to drink. It’s a freaking MARATHON people. GET OFF OF MY BLOCK.

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If you wana go home and bang, go home and bang. But don’t dance at the bar like Fat Joe singing he’s all the way up is the most romantic thing you’ve ever heard. #IMJUSTSAYIN

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You know it’s gonna be a good night when you’re terrified to take your first sip of alcohol.

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IT BE LIKE THAT SOMETIMES.

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@Christie_moran_ HOW ABOUT A FINE BOWL OF MATZAH BALL SOUP?

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It’s weird like I’ve always love souped but I’ve never thought to make any myself.

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@Christie_moran_ Oh don’t let me get in the way of your dietary restrictions.

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Last soup tweet: pretty sure I’m sweating straight chicken broth right now.

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@Christie_moran_ Can I offer u a fine bowl of chicken noodle soup?

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@alisonleslieee Nah apparently there are multiple spellings but I was definitely spelling it incorrectly

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Have you ever been on a matzoh ball soup bender? It’s a thing.

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@alisonleslieee FUCK

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Just spent $19 on a quart of matzah ball soup but at least I’ll be nice and warm this evening.