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Once you start sleeping next to someone it’s so hard to sleep without them

[tristin'bertrim @trisbertrim]

@taloffthewall YES it did the same for me, google “reset Spotify password” and I did it like that!

[tristin'bertrim @trisbertrim]

Just had a zoom call with 7 of my closest friends. 2 of them were holding their new born babies, 2 of them announced that they were pregnant, and I was downing a whole bottle of red wine… lord save me🙃🥴

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I would kill to be at a @TheGloriousSons concert right about now. 😩

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Drinking a bottle of wine alone in your bed IS therapy. 🥴

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Moved back into my parents house in Odessa and there’s 2 crack heads next door living in a utility trailer and a lost rooster roaming up and down the streets… 🙃🙃🙃

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You know how ppl will be like “I’m so hungover I’m never drinking again”…. I genuinely think I mean it this time 😷🤕

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Going to an RMT was the best decision I’ve ever made, I swear I’m a whole new person every time I walk out of there 😍😵

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Update: the cleaner on my floor threw out my FULL iced chai... I literally only had 2 sips 🙃🙃🙃

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It’s only 7:20am and I’ve already had a double espresso and working on a venti iced chai with another double espresso.... lord save me today 🙃

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@DomChrisOwens @DomChrisOwens you couldn’t have possibly known anything without the driver been taken to hospital and seen by doctors, which takes time coming from a nurse myself, and we all know you wouldn’t have been in the hospital... so you shouldn’t report false or unknown information

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@DomChrisOwens https://t.co/v2xw1SRUYo

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@MIHomeYGK What happened?

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I miss 2018 me

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Last night I left the club early to catch a cab and got distracted with the thought of poutine so I ended up at Smokes, by myself, at 1am eating a chicken bacon ranch.... lol who am I

[Jaane @idek_tb]

Bro, you not supposed to do a solid girl dirty

[tristin'bertrim @trisbertrim]

Someone said this to me, back in august of 2018... don’t remember who but plz come back I need this in my life. 😩😍

[go crazy it's stay c @stacehirsh]

yes the rumors are true i do ruin everything good in my life!

[tristin'bertrim @trisbertrim]

Man this world is fucked I can’t

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So I spent $1000 in vet bills for my cat last night, why don’t our fur babies get free health care 😅🙃😐