Patricia

Software Dev

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

alwaysHasBeen

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

The fable of the rabbit and the tortoise has been tested in real life

[Rishabh Singh↗️ @merishabh_singh]

Current job market vibes:
“Are you willing to relocate?”
Bro, I’m willing to evaporate if it gets me hired.

[Wise @trikcode]

Being a developer is strange:
you’re constantly learning,

yet constantly feeling like you know nothing.

[JNS @_devJNS]

> the code was working.
> I added a new feature.
> everything stopped working.
> i removed the feature to go back.
> now the old code won't work either.

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

fiveHoursWasted https://t.co/i13v5vxuHc

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

weAreTooFocusedOnOptimizingOurCodeAndForgotToOptimizeOurSocialLives https://t.co/roqypl3DKH

[Gichuki Kahome @kahome_steve]

4 Things that most people ignore about SACCOs

1. Share capital is non-redeemable but transferable

2. Savings in your BOSA account are non withdrawable. Only accessible when leaving the SACCO.

3. To save is to deposit money, to access your money you have to take a loan

4. Most people use SACCOs to access better credit terms compared to banks.

If your goal is not credit oriented, you may fail to appreciate the importance of SACCOs

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Types of cables explained

[Henriette Geiger @EUAmbKenya]

The European Union’s flag has been flying half mast since the passing of former PM Raila Odinga. We honour his memory and legacy.

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

codeWorksIDontKnowWhy https://t.co/wc9RZTNGHq

[` @ymmayerr]

flowers for no reason is always 10/10.

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

dontMakeMeThink https://t.co/O5oG7gaSyM

[JNS @_devJNS]

the two types of developers.

[Wambua @Itswambuaa]

"Umepata?" is a polite reminder that you lack the common sense to say "Thank you."

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

whenYouOnlyKnowHTML https://t.co/9EsqdMPSqN

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Blood compatibility.

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

getMotivated https://t.co/KZhfwE7X1f

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

This guy dug a hole in the sand so his pregnant partner could lie in her stomach 🙌

[Gichuki Kahome @kahome_steve]

1. In Kenya, the cost of borrowing is way higher than the return of most asset classes.

The average bank loan is at 15-17% while arguably one of the best returning asset class in Kenya, long term Treasury bonds, can only give you 14%

Hence it makes more financial sense to save up for anything rather than financing it with a loan.

This is because you will be making more money for the bank, than you can make in your investments.

Hence you will be losing money in the long run. Working so hard but only rewarding your bank.