Patricia

Relativist| Pragmatic Optimist|

[Patricia @trisha_pat]

@MegMarieqsa Thanks for nominating me. Lol

[𝕄𝕥𝕖𝕞𝕚 𝔹𝕠𝕟𝕠𝕜𝕠 @raykako]

Complication of NTV GOAT headlines

THREAD

📸 @ntvkenya

[daily zen @dailyzen]

You are responsible for your life.

This is a difficult fact to face. But it isn’t as difficult as dealing with the problems that arise from not taking responsibility.

[بو جواهر المري @3abdullahAl]

Sudan tried to warn us about 2020 but we didn’t listen ✈️

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Johnson & Johnson will discontinue the sales of talc-based baby powder in U.S., Canada https://t.co/7EyMOFqvs3

[mays gilliam @djelzee]

“we heard you had covid-19..so we put a ventilator in your dashboard!”

[Ministry of Health @MOH_Kenya]

Beyond this, there is a growing number of patients exhibiting non-typical flu-like symptoms, such as gastro-intestinal distress syndrome that leads to loss of appetite, nausea, vomiting, diarrhoea, delirium and chickenpox-like lesions.

#KomeshaCorona update

[Ministry of Health @MOH_Kenya]

As the #COVID19 continues to spread, infected persons are increasingly exhibiting new, less typical, non-respiratory symptoms, like sudden strokes in young people & a multi system inflammatory symptoms, with features similar to Kawasaki Disease & toxic shock syndrome in children.

[Line Cook Legend @OGElmoCooks]

Kids these days will never know “my phone died, let me use yo battery real quick”

[Central Bank of Kenya @CBKKenya]

Sorry, we have no advice to give.

[𝕽𝖊𝖋𝖑𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝕻𝖚𝖗𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖊 @ajschains]

The E in Nairobi stands for Electricity

[Tom Bwana @TomBwana]

Lies. Lies. I have counted sticks in every matchbox in here. They range between 47 sticks to 50. The most generous box here has 51 sticks. Why do they steal from us, the poor?

[Nic Allen @nicocco]

Got sent a video from the cayman islands of the health minister being asked about his wife breaking lockdown rules by having her personal trainer visit and his response is just... wow 🤯😂

[Patricia @trisha_pat]

@Kedirah Pick n Peel.

[Neo KM @mokhobz12]

Mother’s Day is dope because you never fear you’ll see your mom on someone else’s story. Father’s Day? Scenes my bru, scenes.

[#WeAre52pc @heyjeptum]

My favourite kenyan conspiracy is Sean Paul coming and getting his phone stolen only for Redsan to suspiciously drop a fire album shortly after 😂

[Ochieng Oginga @ArnoldOginga]

These online Court sessions are basically 98% us asking the Court whether they can see and hear us 🤦🏿‍♂️😭 it is even confusing to my neighbors. They keep hearing me shouting “My Lord can you see me?” “I can’t hear you my Lord”