AriesFire

Sarcastic. Love ✈️ 📷🎶. Vertically challenged. Night owl adapting to very early work mornings. Resulting in increased ☕️ consumption.

[AriesFire @trishk70]

#CaptionAnAnimalGIF Are you going to eat that?!?

[Suzanne Pardue @PardueSuzanne]

What a beautiful world it
would be if people had
hearts like dogs...

#NationalSmileDay

[Lisa from the 313 🇺🇦 @lisamarie1222]

#WeirdTurnOns
Men who "listen!"

[AriesFire @trishk70]

@LISAMW979 That was so me too! I had a 4 day weekend and had to get up so early I couldn’t sleep well!

[Lauren Bird Horowitz @birdaileen]

If my dog doesn’t like you, neither do I #MyRuleForSurvival

[Daniel Hopkins @IamDHop]

A Flock of Beagles

#80sAnimals

[Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast @bigmacher]

#PossibleSideEffectsInclude uncontrollable eye rolls

[CK @charley_ck14]

Dude, Where’s my...Oh, there it is, never mind. #MyLifeAsAMovieTitle

[Another Mother @AnotherMother2]

Pick the winning lotto numbers
#IWishIKnewHowTo

[Johnsense. @Johnsense38]

Prolly gonna give you up
Prolly gonna let you down
Prolly gonna run around and desert you
Prolly gonna make you cry
Prolly gonna say goodbye
Prolly gonna tell a lie and hurt you

#MakeASongMoreRealistic

[CK @charley_ck14]

#AllINeedToDoIs learn to fold a fitted sheet. Then I'll finally have my sheet together.

[CK @charley_ck14]

More Bathrooms!

#WhatWomenWant

[ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ @laughingskull59]

This is a trick question right..?
#WhatWomenWant

[kristen @klf113]

Country music #ThingsNotFoundInMyHome

[Bragg @Braggasnoruss]

Money

#ThingsNotFoundInMyHome

[Ms. WonderKat💫 @WonderKat365]

#NextTimeIWillBring more duct tape, so no one gets away.

[CK @charley_ck14]

#NextTimeIWillBring my own glass to communion.

[AriesFire @trishk70]

#ThingsNeverSaidInHarryPotter “Waaaasssuuuppp?”

[AriesFire @trishk70]

#YouKnowYoureGullible if you say “Really??” umpteen times a day

[Ms. WonderKat💫 @WonderKat365]

#YoullKnowImSeriousWhen I put my game face on!