Trish Smart

Comic/Artist/Writer/funnest btch at the funeral

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I don't like all my friends. I think it's healthy, someone needs to tell me no

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@ScrollsOfEmber @skinkforpres @neppy And I hope you know you're a pawn for people that screw you over.

But that's wishful bb we know you'll never get there

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@ScrollsOfEmber @skinkforpres @neppy I have a degree in economics. But sure, tell me I don't know what I'm saying to make yourself feel important.

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@ScrollsOfEmber @skinkforpres @neppy No one's used to living like a king. They just keep getting duped into thinking wealth inequalities are normal and they just need to work harder to get on the other side.

I cannot roll my eyes any harder

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Never been more grateful that a man bitched out

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I yelled at my brother while doing taxes WHAT DID THEY EVEN TEACH US IN HIGH SCHOOL?!
Without missing a beat this man said
Idk but the mitochondria is the power house of the cell

[Trish Smart @TrishSmartass]

French house music stays on while we debate economic fall out

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I can't twerk left. But daddy (zoolander) said that it was okay

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Imagine realizing stand up comedy is the only thing that gives your life structure.

I'm fine.

[Trish Smart @TrishSmartass]

Just ordered a pinata for my father's 70th birthday. Incase you want to know what kind of energy I bring to the function

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@JackGreaney Fine

[Trish Smart @TrishSmartass]

Just read George Orwell's 1984 again.
No reason

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@Cratetyrion I guess I should tube it

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I regret to inform you I'm starting an improv troup

[Trish Smart @TrishSmartass]

It's tough to have clinical depression in a depressing world. Say anything to anyone and they'll be like "yeah you and all of us, just make a meme about it and move on."

[Trish Smart @TrishSmartass]

My favorite thing about actually having something to do is that I'll get a bunch of over things done

[Trish Smart @TrishSmartass]

Tonight bb

[Trish Smart @TrishSmartass]

NYC Friday

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@DefiantLs @JodyBarrett4TN THEN INTENTIONALLY GO AFTER THE MEN THAT LITERALLY WENT TO AN ISLAND TO ABUSE THEM AND LEAVE WOMEN ALONE YOU SICKFCK

[Trish Smart @TrishSmartass]

Feel free to use this response to men. I think it might be working.