Trista Morrison

I myself am made entirely of flaws stitched together with good intentions.

[Trista Morrison @tristamorrison]

I like saving money...or winning it...#EsuranceSave30

[Trista Morrison @tristamorrison]

@keelyswift lol, patient on the verge of a breakdown! Miss you oodles!

[WorkingBarbie @WorkingBarbie]

I just want someone who treats me the way I delusionally think I deserve to be treated #nottoomuchtoask

[Lissa Rankin, MD @Lissarankin]

Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. via @Apo119

[Heather Catania @heathercatania]

It's as if the house next door with XMas lights thinks it's prettier than mine. At least my house knows it's tacky to over accessorize.

[Keely Swift @keelyswift]

"relationships should be about whats inside- not labels or class or what they wear how they look it really should be about connection." #duh

[Brittany @HumbleBSting]

it's that time of year when the world falls in love. every song you hear, seems to say Merry Christmas, may your New Year's dream come true.

[Trista Morrison @tristamorrison]

I always delete my whole password everytime I get one letter wrong #thingsthathappentoeveryone

[Trista Morrison @tristamorrison]

Missing me some @keelyswift

[Trista Morrison @tristamorrison]

the positive thing about not knowing where i'll be tomorrow is carrying half my wardrobe in my trunk...i'm on outfit 3 so far today #laundry

[Trista Morrison @tristamorrison]

Someone just called me a workaholic...nope just #broke

[Trista Morrison @tristamorrison]

Good news...I just tried on a dress and it wouldn't zip over my boobs #thingsthatneverhappen

[Trista Morrison @tristamorrison]

I hate closing my eyes in the shower...I'm always afraid when I open them a killer will be standing there #thingsthathappentoeveryone

[Trista Morrison @tristamorrison]

I hate when I'm about to exit out of a 16 page word doc. and it ask if I would like to save changes-which I would swear I didn't make #panic

[Trista Morrison @tristamorrison]

I definitely want my next pet to be a baby koala...and to stay a baby...or maybe I could find a teacup version #isthatlegal

[Trista Morrison @tristamorrison]

Just realized my fuel tank has never been full #broke

[Trista Morrison @tristamorrison]

I would have been a great eighth grade story writer #thingsimkickassat

[Trista Morrison @tristamorrison]

When I highlight, I get a little to carried away...

[Trista Morrison @tristamorrison]

@cassondrajay you win...i'm on twitter