lunaputa

lost in the labyrinth of my mind 🌌🌕 eras 10/18 💫🖤 ♋︎☼♑︎☾♌︎➶ 🔮🍃

[lunaputa @tritchaaa]

my biggest flex is that i’m not a june cancer

[Nicole @youngestwoman2]

such an amazing response. these non chalant gen z pop stars could never. pure ambition and vision.

[lunaputa @tritchaaa]

old people hate to see me at the polls

[lavender 🖤 @lovelylav3nderr]

i love that orcas are so advanced a species that they also just do random fuck off bullshit just like we do bc they're bored and intelligent, it just so happens that 90% of the time its commiting guantanamo-level torture to other marine life

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

The FICO credit score was introduced in 1989. The average Boomer was around 35 then, which means many of them bought their first homes and cars before an imaginary three-digit number had such a huge impact on their lives. They really did pull the ladder up behind them.

[pasiem kone na betóne @Sabrina45X]

I love shaming rude people in public. The guy in front of me at the train station ticket window was raising his voice and I just went "ugh imagine it was your husband yelling at a teenage cashier" to the lady standing behind me and he suddenly knew how to speak like an adult.

[alain @penaltyk1ll]

every time I think I understand soccer they add twenty minutes to the clock and I’m too afraid to ask why

[natalie portmanteau-ni collette @dead_berserker]

truly incredible. i went to a wolf sanctuary and the main thing i learned is that this old wolf wanted his belly rubbed for twenty minutes

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

i think about this tweet all the time

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Unpopular opinion: The fact that they can quickly install data centers nationally means they could've been updating infrastructure which they claimed was too difficult and expensive.

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love when someone says "this is gonna sound weird" because finally we're getting somewhere

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

it’s a sign of deep respect in our culture

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[erin chack @ErinChack]

There are two boys that send me music. When one sends me a song, I send it to the other. Then that one sends me a song back, so I send it to the first. They both think I have great taste in music, but I don't; they do. They're musical soul mates and they'll never know it.

[kong @daylightdeku]

the way this is the purgatory she’s talking about in ophelia

[Cris @crisbadaro]

O fato de que tanto Oppenheimer quanto A Odisseia serem filmes sobre homens arrependidos com o mal que eles soltaram no mundo é prova que o Nolan se arrepende de ter revivido a onda de filme de super herói

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[chloe @wisetruecorrect]

first time in a while where i have felt like i have truly no idea what the zodiac killer is trying to say

[rosie ☁️ @tayvseal]

her haters being like “why would she walk down the aisle to her own song” meanwhile I can’t stop getting genuinely emotional over the fact that THIS was the hidden message in the lyric booklet 😭😭😭

[Drew Fox 🦊 @DrewFoxingt0n]

Yes!!! There was definitely a time when a woman wanting this was seen as naggy and “marriage is just a piece of paper” then once women started coming out saying they don’t want it now all of a sudden every man is a family man who wants 10 kids lmao