Tanner Robertson

Sarcasm connoisseur. 💯

[Ryan Burge 📊 @ryanburge]

For some reason, I have been thinking about this moment a lot today.

It's from John McCain in 2008 at a town hall.

The woman begins to espouse conspiracy theories about Barack Obama's nationality.

He immediately shuts it down.

"No ma'am. He's a decent family man."

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

biden: [clearing his throat for eight minutes] dr king has been shot

[Seth @sethsfilmreview]

Not to be dramatic but a life without Letterboxd isn't a life worth living

[Chad MacMaster ♞ @_todayinthelife]

my uncles (yes they are gay) just finished hiking the entire Appalachian trail. Pretty impressed considering how old they are.

[Tanner Robertson @trob_33]

@lostinvegas83 @lostinvegas83 rn

[Tanner Robertson @trob_33]

@Hampton_will11 @okcthunder You on Twitter way too much lil bro

[Tanner Robertson @trob_33]

@TylerCWhitmore @EliThom15681500 Anyone But You is dogshit.

[Tanner Robertson @trob_33]

@elserpiente22 @ChadPSmith_ @SportsCenter bro you guys have been irrelevant for almost 20 years….

[Tanner Robertson @trob_33]

@elserpiente22 @ChadPSmith_ @SportsCenter In the last 52 years Penn State, Michigan, Nebraska, Alabama, Oklahoma and Ohio State all have a higher win percentage than USC. So you could also argue all of those teams over USC. If you wanted to argue that is

[Tanner Robertson @trob_33]

@elserpiente22 @ChadPSmith_ @SportsCenter USC isn’t the best college football program in history wtf are you talking about. They’re “one of the best” but not “the best”. They are a blue blood for sure but cmon dawg

[Tanner Robertson @trob_33]

@CamAnder481636 @OU_Football we gonna go to the cheez-it bowl or some shit

[Tanner Robertson @trob_33]

@euphoriaHBO @hbomax

[Tanner Robertson @trob_33]

i fuckin love fingerling potatoes

[Tanner Robertson @trob_33]

@mldiffley

[Tanner Robertson @trob_33]

art? more like fart. te hah

[Tanner Robertson @trob_33]

just in case no one has told you today,

[Tanner Robertson @trob_33]

i’m higher then one of those long neck dinosaurs that only eat leaves