All That Jazz

A place to deconstruct the harassing and abusive tweets sent to me by #Trollbarrister aka @ReporterLal & 100s of throwaway troll accounts over the past 6 years.

[All That Jazz @trollbarrister]

@thetwerkinggirl I can assure you Remi (that’s me), wasn’t this person. I have not seen the tweet and very curious as to what it said. I was alerted to it by a troll @AnotherGhostMan who has been stalking me for 5 yrs & has done same to others including Louise Moody and Caroline farrow.

[Crown Prosecution Service @CPSUK]

The Crown Prosecution Service has decided to bring additional charges against brothers Andrew and Tristan Tate. Following their arrest, prosecutors will seek extradition in relation to the original charges and the further charges we have authorised. Read: https://t.co/V83QcbVDOU

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

NEW: A convicted money launderer has operated at the highest level of UK politics for a decade. Why? Because Farage has enjoyed almost total impunity from the UK press.

In my new piece for @thenerve_news, I expose the decade of denial that’s enabled him to act with impunity
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[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

this might be the first time in US history a city mayor is more popular nationally than the president

[Remi @ Hackney Hive🎸🇳🇬🇬🇩🇻🇨 🇵🇸 @hackneyhive]

This abomination. This freak of nature is a person named George Atkinson but goes by mrkeenspace on line, has posted some vile and untrue statements about me and my business on Reddit (I was alerted to it), in an effort to sabotage it. He has never used my cat sitting service before but came across one of our animated promo ads on a local facebook page for #StokeNewington and for no reason refered to it as “AI slop”.

The next day he left a one star review on a review platform, which he removed shortly after, then he posted it on Reddit. Not sure if George Atkinson is his real name, but if you know who this freak of nature is, DM me. He lives in Stoke Newington. #hackney .

[Remi @ Hackney Hive🎸🇳🇬🇬🇩🇻🇨 🇵🇸 @hackneyhive]

I was arrested yesterday Wednesday 17th of June at 1:30 pm. I was released at about 9 pm with no further action being taken. 4 male police officers showed up outside my home. Apparently I had breached a restraining order that was placed in 2019 after a trial in crown court. A white woman who called me a “nigger” and refused to pay her invoice.

Long story which I don’t have the time and inclination to repeat. No contact with this person since 2018 and couldn’t give a crap about her, but apparently I live rent free in her head and judging from the video she appears unwell.

This is what she posted about me on TikTok last December. Remember I had no contact with her since 2018. If I had anything to hide, I wouldn’t be posting these videos. What I want to know is why she made them. An attempt to destroy my business? To provoke me? What was her goal? She already got her pound of flesh in 2019. The three videos were removed soon after I responded, then she made her account private. I do believe the post with th Christmas tree remains.🤷🏽‍♀️
@CPSUK
@BarristerSecret @lawgazette @legalcheek @BameFor @BlackBarNetwork @TheCriminalBar @jonblackbsb @kirkkorner

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Imagine Trump ever being invited to join a photo like this — not in a million years.

Four presidents. Zero drama. Just smiles, respect, and a shared love of country. 🇺🇸

[Remi @ Hackney Hive🎸🇳🇬🇬🇩🇻🇨 🇵🇸 @hackneyhive]

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[Remi @ Hackney Hive🎸🇳🇬🇬🇩🇻🇨 🇵🇸 @hackneyhive]

Hunter Biden is the best thing to happen on Twitter EVER. Dude look me up whenever you’re in London. Back in the day I had to distance myself from people who developed the same habit. Not that I’m a saint, I like everyone elese in the 1990’s in LA I did my share of blow and had a blast. But you know what they say about when it stops being fun. Stop.

Been watching his videos and reading tweets all week and love how he’s owning everyone in the swamp and other detractors. Keep it up and don’t ever be ashamed. They will will try to shame you, but nobody can shame you unless you want them to.

Kudos on your sobriety, it ain’t easy. You are so lucky to have always had your father’s unwavering love and support. 👍🏽 @HunterBiden

[(was) Seeking Justice (now) Raising Awareness @ImanZayna]

@ICOnews How many times do you want me to say I WANT THE DIGITAL FORENSICS?

I am happy for you to publicly post the PROOF that GMP accidentally lost my footage. So come on post the electronic papertrail for this👇🏽

@AndyBurnhamGM @gmpolice @policeconduct

https://t.co/9Bk9Lcntph

[Zara Hussain @zarahussain999]

The review about the "Beastie House" paedophile ring was published.

British nationals raped children, locked them in cupboards full of spiders, held them prisoner in ovens and fridges, forced them to eat dog food, and subjected them to beatings and sexual violence.

They were failed by agencies. The gang is currently in prison.

There were zero tweets and retweets from Elon Musk, Restore Britain and Reform supporters. If they were Muslim there would be outrage and it would be viral.

[Remi @ Hackney Hive🎸🇳🇬🇬🇩🇻🇨 🇵🇸 @hackneyhive]

It’s at this point I would day say; f**k you Mr Speaker and walk out with my head held high.

[Remi @ Hackney Hive🎸🇳🇬🇬🇩🇻🇨 🇵🇸 @hackneyhive]

Here are some of the tweets barrister Kristin Heimark sent regarding my knees. Btw I am no where near 70 and nor am I diabetic. Heimark is unhinged. She’s not a troll, she’s a dangerous stalker. I haven’t worn a knee sleeve in months due physio therapy and lifestyle changes *cough* losing weight *cough*. Imagine Heimark is criminal barrister and occasional prosecutor for @CPSUK. Let that sink in. It’s frightening isn’t it? #trollbarrister #stokenewington #hackney 2/3

[Remi @ Hackney Hive🎸🇳🇬🇬🇩🇻🇨 🇵🇸 @hackneyhive]

More from Kristin Heimark. Her membership for @barstandards runs out this month. Do you think she will be renewing it? She’s deleted her progressional websites. #trollbarrister #hackney #stokenewington 3/3

[Remi @ Hackney Hive🎸🇳🇬🇬🇩🇻🇨 🇵🇸 @hackneyhive]

An ongoing theme in Barrister Heimarks harassment and taunting, is the word “knee”. This is due to me having arthritis in my right knee. Being my stalker she would have noticed me wearing a sleeve/knee brace especially when I wear shorts. Screenshots below display the account I got twitter to ban “kneegrow filth”. There are more knee accounts I will be posting. I’m currently working on something to pitch to @netflix and other productions. I even have a hard time believing it. 1/3 #trollbarrister #StokeNewington #hackney #stalker @CPSUK @CrimeLineLaw @BarristerSecret @legalcheek @barstandards
@BlackBarNetwork

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Boo’d right out of The Kennedy Center

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

I seem to have upset the @Nigel_Farage fan club - so let me be clear.

This man sows hate, lies and division.

He is a grifter and a conman.

He does not represent the vast majority of Britons.

RT if you agree

P.s. multiculturalism is great.

[Remi @ Hackney Hive🎸🇳🇬🇬🇩🇻🇨 🇵🇸 @hackneyhive]

Massive shout out to PC Ciara Coyle at Stoke Newington police. She had one job to do, but just like all her other colleagues, covering up for the rancid racist and unhinged barrister Kristin Heimark, she is either too incompetent and dumb or Is dismissive of Black women like they all are. Heimark has created 3 accounts in my real name on a site called kiwi farms and Coyles job was to do a search for the username and posts. She claimed she couldn’t find it. Kiwi farms is a horrific site I only became aware of in 2023 after I found out there were accounts in my name attacking and saying the most disgusting things about a known trans person, Stephanie Hayden aka @flyinglawyer73. I have no love for this very litigious person, he/she is not an easy person to like.

For those of you who know my first and last name feel free to see how “difficult” it is to find. Also add Olu to my first name and you will find the second account. She created the third account “Jennifer’s Torment” (Jennifer being my anglo name) .

She got my full Nigerian from court documents which as an officer of the court she can access. Please don’t ask me what she’s waffling about as I am unfamiliar with the characters.

Kristin Heimark attended LSE and SOAS. She is also a USA naval veteran. The last person you would expect to be involved in such degenerative behaviour. Here are a few of her kiwi farm posts. (Part 4). #trollbarrister @trollbarrister @BarristerSecret @lawgazette @legalcheek @TheVoiceNews @BameFor @BlackBarNetwork @melissasigodo @guyadams @HackneyAbbott @BellRibeiroAddy @DawnButlerBrent @TheCriminalBar @HolbornChambers

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Piers Morgan “Mohammed, do you condemn the Hamas attacks on October the 7th?”

Mohammed Hijab “Yes, I do. Do you condemn Israel killing over 1000 kids?”

Piers Morgan “I believe Israel has a right to defend themselves”

That answer should be on the tombstone of his career.

[Dr. CZ @AngelMD1103]

This went from normal to chaotic REAL fast… An Uber driver said everything was fine until he picked up one passenger who immediately seemed off. While he was on a hands-free call, she suddenly claimed she felt unsafe, called customer service, and even asked them to involve the police. Then it got worse… she refused to get out of the car, saying she was afraid he’d drive off with her package in the trunk.
What started as a routine ride turned into a complete standoff.
If you were the driver, what would you do in that situation, wait it out, or call the police yourself to remove her? And who do you think is actually in the wrong here?

[Ani Says @ani_says1]

A video online shows a Muslim man and his family who have been suffering months of abuse at the hands of their neighbours in Leicester. #muslim #leicester #neighbour #amplify #breakingnews