jeff

[Céline🇧🇷🇱🇧 @lebrazill]

Do you realize how unlikeable of a country you have to be for LATINOS to root for SPAIN (the country that colonized them) over you??????

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

niggas be bums they whole lives then wanna name they kid jr

[Neet @neet_sol]

Unemployment

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

[misto @mistowho]

There's 2 birds throwing stones at me

[misa! @misak1nz]

not the person i want to be yet but far from the person i was

[old memory @old_memory]

bro: "she's perfect, i think she's the one"

bro after 3 months:

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

Allowing investors to day trade with $4.32 in their account

[sinister @eelliixxiirrr]

mahoraga please help me dead ass

[spidey @lochan_twt]

avg 20 year olds these days :

[rain @redactedrain]

Guy with a 20x oil long when a tanker in the straight of hormuz explodes ($1.2k size)

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

bro passing the torch 😭

[U.S. Fentanyl Command @FENTCOM]

FENTCOM Update

We told him to go away five times but he won't go away.

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

'You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

RIP Epstein Files 😞

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

How I feel when I finally have time to rot in bed with my phone

[“paula” @paularambles]

real walkers never press “start” when using google maps