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[✌️ @trooperrugby]

There’s a little kid that is dressed up as a storm trooper telling everybody he’s a good Darth Vader

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Red flag: They eat a burrito with a fork and knife.

[Not Seth Rogen @dannyexoticc]

Gotta love septa! Your train is late! Now it's not! Now it is! Yeah!

[🗣 @sl0ane]

Do u think my mom knows I like to call boys daddy?

[✌️ @trooperrugby]

My wife. 💕😍 https://t.co/VHzwlvQhvP

[✌️ @trooperrugby]

How I have driven 1.5 days like this.

[✌️ @trooperrugby]

Kill me.

[✌️ @trooperrugby]

Nose jobs are nice to recover from. https://t.co/cPuQwovASV

[✌️ @trooperrugby]

Just need a hug rn

[✌️ @trooperrugby]

Bow down bitches. That's how best friends do.✌✌ https://t.co/mPSaah7nwx

[🌵 @kywalabear]

@trooperrugby and @tim_mccuen being the first two to wish me a happy birthday proves even more that I picked some rad people to move in with

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(650): Beyoncé wouldn’t let anything bad happen here

[🌵 @kywalabear]

Even when I doubt you
Im no good without you