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[Tropical Weasel @tropical_weasel]

All credit to Gloucester but this has frankly been one of the worst Quins performances of all time. There is simply nothing of any positive note #COYQ

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Worst problems for white people:

-bad round of golf
-losing in Fantasy Football
-getting hot in October and having to wrap your jacket around your waist
-getting invited to a wedding on a College Football Saturday
-when the Guinness tap at the country club needs to be changed and you have to wait 5 minutes :(
-it takes 2-3 days for your haircut to look good

[𝖛𝖔𝖑𝖈𝖊𝖑 @deathbysalesman]

Imagine you're drinking a beer. It's cold. It's refreshing. It's your favorite brand. It's exactly what you need after a long day. Now, imagine drinking that same beer—again

[Eddie Booth. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Nationalist @Sir_EdwardBooth]

🧐😂

[Zak 🇪🇸 @ZG1999_]

Man City’s entire defence and foreseeable future relies on this legal principle

[Harlequins 🃏 @Harlequins]

A crucial moment in this Club’s history, Chis with a massive try in ‘Bristanbul’ 🐻

#COYQ

[𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀 @Old_But_Gold50s]

Some melodies aren’t just meant to be heard, they can be experienced visually, too. Pachelbel’s “Canon in D” offers a captivating blend of music and visual beauty.

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

I just met a Chinese drug addict. He said "have you seen my cocaine?" I said "not since he starred in The Italian Job"

[Cosmic 🐧 @DocCosmic98]

Breaking my cock off inside her like a bee stinger and immediately dying

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: The Real Madrid and Werder Bremen legends match was STOPPED after 32 minutes so the players could be served BEER and a shot.

The unusual break was a tribute to former referee Wolf-Dieter Ahlenfelder, who famously blew for half-time after just 32 MINUTES during a Werder Bremen match in 1975.

He later admitted he had enjoyed beer and a shot with his lunch before the game.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Me getting outbid on my waiver claim for Jonah Coleman:

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

You come to me, at 912am on a Tuesday, asking me to do work I was hired to do

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Me and bro looking down the bar at our creamy pints of Guinness being poured

[pingu @pingu4ll]

you are on very thick ice with me
i love you

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Another wider angle. He's just been mowed down by the pitch roller.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🤯 Andros Townsend has been involved in an unfortunate accident while warming up for PT Prachup before their Thai Premier League game vs. Pattani.

He didn't get badly injured but was on the bench and played just 1 minute in their 3-0 win.

[Friends Of The Stoop #COYQ 🃏 @QuinsFOTS]

Harlequins If there was a table for under-achievement in English rugby over the past four seasons, Harlequins would arguably top it
🟦🟥
🟫⬜️🃏

https://t.co/r49MARkoph

[Harlequins 🃏 @Harlequins]

Lethal ⚡️

Eddie Sigauke takes off to score a brace 🚀

#COYQ

[Anthony Rivardo @Anthony_Rivardo]

"How many beers are you gonna have tonight?"

[Tight Five Rugby @TightFive_Rugby]

Finn Russell in 16th?!

Big day for Guido Petti fans…