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@rupertthehun Have you ever tried to get a lioness through customs? Nightmare

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@fesshole Gotten?

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@CrimeLdn Black knives spatter

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@WonPeople @SoVeryBritish With hands on hips

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@anon_opin Not to mention the pigeons

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@fesshole And then shag in the shower?

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@SoVeryBritish You should hear the arguments we have with the Satnav lady

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@KoshurD @azadaliCCM Fluent in Welsh no doubt…

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@andrewsduncan1 @truemagic68 That must be one helluva big baguette

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@YappAppLtd Easily done

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@MPSViolentCrime Gotten?

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@Sandford_Police Identifies as a pelican?

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@neveneve3 @Mexico1978R Not sure Diane will find that address

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@LukeJohnsonRCP Can they stock wholemeal loaves please - they make the best toast

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@fesshole At least your bank cares about you

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@fesshole Are your walls al dented?

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@Braddisms @SkyNews And translated to 37 languages

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@CrimeLdn Need David Attenborough to narrate this

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@GuidoFawkes I doubt we’ll notice any difference

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@SkyNews Great forehand, sorry firehand