troybrunk

[troybrunk @troybrunk]

Never drink against the grain of liquor, always drink with the grain

[troybrunk @troybrunk]

"Troy you're drunk in a family restaurant at 6:30" shit Zeke says

[troybrunk @troybrunk]

It's not a party until Pauline tells everyone to shut the fuck up

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Nothing says success like free on a Tuesday at 3pm #onedayilgettheir

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A girl once told me she would text me when she gets home... Bitch must be homeless

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Gotta love when drunk Mennonites piss at the gas pump

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Because you're a whore...

[Inglis @spencerInglis]

Haha fucking right @NigelBallin

[troybrunk @troybrunk]

@snapbach it's a fucking movie quote 😂

[joe @JoeDynerowicz]

The friend zone is basically when someone turns you down for a job, then calls you every week and complains about the guy they hired.

[troybrunk @troybrunk]

@hanleyclaire Allahu Akbar! https://t.co/DO3qagzfdS

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

Y'all play too much

[FISH @timmyfish88]

Kaner!!