ingesting.trash

nihilist | gore enthusiast | Deftones advocate |

[Dean Coughlin @deancoughlin_]

Take his medical license off him

[Modelo 6 pack @6beerdinner]

The bathroom code to the Lynn Massachusetts Popeyes is 4137. I am stuck in here and cannot get out. Send immediate help.

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

Mexican foo: yo who is that

Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes

First foo: naw but what’s her last name though

[garuka @ilygaruka]

punching houdini in the gut so hard he dies probably felt amazing. lets see you escape this you fucking freak

[bri love @mclovenxoxo]

I wouldn’t fire my wedding dj if I saw her smoking drugs on the street corner the week before

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

telling my grandma with dementia that her name is xbox

[Holding @filluppeeeno]

Auntie Anne’s app down for anyone else?

[cuntrarian @serialxprmnt]

one of my friends doesn’t really have much going on right now so we’re gonna try to get him to transition

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

the witch at spirit halloween waiting for me to step on her mat

[Renan Callegari 🇧🇷 @umANSIOS0]

finamente uma criança sem celular 🙏🏻

[jlm330 @jlm3303]

Do u guys think Erika Kirk has had sex in the past year

[ᥣіᥣ ᥴᥙ𝗍🧚🏽‍♀️🖤✨ @briaananax]

6 year old me was like “yeah i need that”

[Dalton @daltine_cracker]

"You all"

[Leo @musicisleo]

shower sex sucks bruh the drain hurts my dick

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Sydney Sweeney announces her yearly Chinese themed birthday will have a "south east" twist this year.

"It's finna give lumpia."

[brandon* @brndxix]

fate worse than death

[michael @mchlhess]

started using the ChatGPT iMessage connector with my hinge dates. going well so far

[1017 🚁ひ @bluegeaux]

woke up and checked my gmail instead of instagram

[hey @loveheqrts]

the balloons inside the box at the gender reveal