Jodie

Sincerely fond of heavy machinery

[Jodie @truedvenus]

Day four: The natives have adulterated the tea. Rain protection costs a small fortune. Indigenous wildlife have commenced the systematic appropriation of my provisions. A local constable has behaved impeccably, much to the detriment of my composure. Spirits remain high 🇦🇺

[Jodie @truedvenus]

The great Australian teapot scandal. I thought it was tea. It was bloody alcoholic. This is a diplomatic crisis

[Jodie @truedvenus]

Why settle for 24 hours of turning 30 when you can exploit international time zones for maximum birthday celebrations

[Jodie @truedvenus]

@maffiewaffie It threw me. I usually put £50 in and that gets me a good few hundred mile. £20 and it pops up by 1 😂

(Thank you ❤️)

[Jodie @truedvenus]

I put in £20 of diesel on my way to the airport. My fuel gauge went up 1 mile. Wtf

[Jodie @truedvenus]

We are moving to a new campus so today was packing day but someone packed/threw away my tea bags. Everyone in the department is getting it today. You’re all wankers. Don’t mess with a woman’s tea bags. Fuck you

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

A pig without 3.14 is 9.8

[Jodie @truedvenus]

I love when Julie Walters’ accent gets proper Brummy in Mamma Mia. 0121 do one bab the Queen is talking

[Jodie @truedvenus]

Covered an L1 class and they were all “Miss Jodie, can we have you more often please? You're so nice” and then 30 mins later my L3’s were calling me a bitch. Happy Friday

[Jodie @truedvenus]

A colleague found out that I drink tea in every class I deliver and he got so irritated that I was “breaking the rules” that he stormed off from lunch. Working in a department of autists is entertaining

[Jodie @truedvenus]

@maffiewaffie Oh my. This sounds horrifying. Praying for you 🙏🏼😭

[Jodie @truedvenus]

Do they still have singing assembly in primary school? I’m looking forward to teddy bear rock 2k27

[Jodie @truedvenus]

@maffiewaffie Fucking hell that sounds traumatising. Whatever happened to chasing teddy’s blues away

[Jodie @truedvenus]

@PrimeVideo you’ve got to stop with these Ring doorbell adverts. It sets the dog off every time

[Jodie @truedvenus]

No. I just watched CSI S5 finale

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but are you really okay? Be honest.

[Jodie @truedvenus]

I forgot to validate my parking at Tesco and now I've got a £150 fine. Wtf is happening

[Jodie @truedvenus]

Dreamt about my daddy and Eastern Australia. I kept going back to sleep to make it last 12 hours

[Jodie @truedvenus]

Team raw dog it every morning

[Mariam✨ @saavage__m]

9-5ers, Planning outfits for the week or just raw-dogging it every morning?

[Jodie @truedvenus]

Not all AI models are LLMs. DC ATC are not employing generative AI. It will be specialised AI/ML for prediction, optimisation, and decision support. The role of AI is to support and augment human controllers, not replace human expertise and judgement 🙂

[claire @floppatakes]

Ha! You're absolutely right. There *is* a 737 waiting to take off on Runway 19. 🛫 I probably shouldn't have cleared AA5404 to land there. 😳 I'm here if you need any tips and tricks for handling mass casualty incidents. 🚒🚑✨

[Jodie @truedvenus]

CSI was getting kinda boring for a couple episodes but then a plane appeared. Hello, yes, I am still watching. My bad, please continue