TOMMY TOUGH KNUCKLES

[Miilato @miiilato]

30yo teenager me wondering what j*b will i do when i grow up

[jake @wormpuller]

Calling in fat and sleepy to work

[Hank Williams Jr. enjoyer @S0uthern_man]

This bar cut off the wrong white boy

[JohnnyBravosReturn @Johnnyvitalist]

Must be retard day today at the grocery store

[René @schizohustler]

key bump feels so good when you don't have a bitch in your ear saying "it's 7 am?"

[Trey @treydayway]

Told a guy about how we used to record music off the radio onto cassettes and he looked at me like I saw Lincoln get shot live

[Batto @Batto079]

Bro watching The Odyssey inside the Trojan Horse.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

If your wife cheated on you with a Savannah banana I feel like you’d have to kill yourself

[k @kurtos]

there's actually no way a v-buck is worth more than an Argentinian peso

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

This sexual harassment training isn't all that bad.

The instructor has some
BIG titties!

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

I conducted boots on the ground journalism today.

[Whimsy Knoxville ☠️✨ @alackofwhimsy]

Bam: "Phil's asleep; we're gonna expose him to nightmarish horrors beyond our comprehension."

[Faber @dfaber84]

Gonna take Ozempic and eat at Taco Bell, going to be unrecognizable in two months.

[Brute @BuddyNoLove]

It could be worse. Imagine if chicken wings got contaminated. They'd hear my cries in Heaven.

[Jakob @sagworm]

These thanksgiving leftovers is hittingggggg🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Could be us.

[Gromit Mug @gromitmuggg]

Do you think God stays in heaven bc he too lives in fear of what he created

[WILD SPICY🔥 @OhFuckYeahBud82]

If it was me out there #different