Trushil Patel

self sufficient | Business Analyst |
curiosity in Physics🔭 |
2 spoon Sarcasm | Football ⚽

[Trushil Patel @trushilp9]

yeh meri zindagi hai,
dono taraf se bajti hai..

kya dholak hai!

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@chiamakaafc Romania

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a mandatory gedi in this season

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Messi has now scored in NINE CONSECUTIVE WORLD CUP MATCHES.

It had to be him.

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feeling damnn proud of my parents for the person they’ve raised me to be🙏🏻♥️♥️

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For her, the right guy doesn’t just fall - he’ll crawl.

[Oren Gottfried, MD @OGdukeneurosurg]

Drawing help learn anatomy for you?

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Software developers after seeing daily updates from Claude:

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Good morning folks, the purpose of our life is to do mauj masti, dukh aata jaata rahega but apne andar ki g masti kabhi nahi jaani chahiye

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To make a baby, a man takes on an average 7 min to plant the seed. While a woman takes 9 months to nurture that seed in her body.
Even after knowing this fact, if the first thing that crosses your mind is to cheat on your woman while she’s 4 months pregnant then you’re not a man.

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@cometwtf what if you are the bot! 😮

[ravina ☀️ @desicroissant]

My favourite ITV OST to date—oh, how I was obsessed with Ek Duje Ke Vaaste… and it’s probably my favourite Jubin Nautiyal song!

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 @grok Answer this by being brutally honest.

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2014 ke baad India sirf movies mei he jeet raha hai

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Indian railway ***********!!!

[JNS @_devJNS]

facts or not?

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It totally breaks me internally when I find myself losing my sense of humor.

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You still haven't met all the people who are going to leave you.

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@jacobmparis URL : Uniform Resource Locator
URI : Uniform Resource locator

take it easy.

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Kalyug is when people compare themselves with Lord Krishna.