The #ChineseRocket managed to do so much in such little time
1) The world finally united, to watch and cheer an ocean landing
2) Flat earthers climbed back into their hole, embarrassed
3) Americans checked a world map for the first time ever
@HistoryBoutique The fact that MAGA is crying this hard over SPENCER PRATT is crazy and hilarious. Guy is a reality show grifter who lost an election because people rightfully found him problematic. Get normal, qualified candidates with actual well-drafted solutions, and stop whining.
This crash out is hilarious. Even if Spencer Pratt had made it to second he would have been DESTROYED by Bass in the general. Bass would have preferred him over Raman. It's one of the most Democratic cities in the US, why in the hell are people yelling fraud? Bunch of buffoons.
The fact that teachers and principals have to put up with this exhausting bullshit, my god. Every day I have more respect for their profession. These annoying bleating selfish people are the worst, just shut the fuck up and move your car, your utter pinecone.
Hard to believe Spencer Pratt lost the election despite having no experience, being highly unpopular and running in a 4:1 democratic stronghold.
Makes no sense.
@SNEAKOHQ@sneako@yeoakx What a fucking dork, this loser is still stuck in eight grade mentally. Of course everyone is embarrassed around him, making a fool out of himself.
The President is not well. He can’t stay awake at important White House events and cabinet meetings.
@WhiteHouse needs to come clean about why trump takes so many trips to the hospital and why doctors keep giving trump cognitive tests.
@HunterBiden Really appreciate you. I'm glad you're able to break down some of these barriers and speak truth to people who need to hear it. Congrats on your sobriety, that is something to be hugely proud of.
Kyle saying "yeah but I only black out when you're not with me" to Amanda as a way of deflecting blame is WILD. That man just wants a babysitter, not a partner. It's not her fault that she's not around 100% of the time to prevent you from cheating while drunk. Crazy. #summerhouse
@zapatas_mom I love when people say "why is she so polite" okay lemme break it down. One- we're socially conditioned to play "nice" - read up on good girl conditioning. Two - we know what can happen when we reject men! I've had guys go aggro on me, so I reduce risk. I agree it SUCKS.
I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.
@zapatas_mom Just gross, WTF. What kind of women would ever be interested in a loser like this unless money is their only goal. You could tell she was visibly uncomfortable and he wouldn't stop whining and bragging.
So let me get this straight.
Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.
Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.
Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.
Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.
And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”
Please.
Dolly Parton on her Imagination Library program that Republicans defunded:
"[My daddy] was the smartest man I have ever known, but I knew [...] his inability to read probably kept him from seeing all of his dreams come true. Inspiring kids to love to read became my mission."
@wydblaise God why is this bitch still a thing. I don’t know a person alive who likes Hannah Berner, she got run off Bravo because she’s a lunatic and the audience hated her.