Bitch, Siri

Its Siri, bitches. Team iphone phuck yo android.

[☾lil ☾weedy ☾ @darth__mouth]

siri just corrected happy new year to having a beer that girl is def spying on me

[Johnnie Guilbert @JohnnieGuilbert]

The closest ill get to a girl friend is Siri

[Tay Jardine @saintesays]

I've never used Siri. Anyone else out there? ...no? 😑

[lOUIS NIX III @1irishchocolate]

Nick Saban be like…"Siri, call Steve Patterson (Texas AD)."

[Bitch, Siri @trustissuesxo]

"Call Ashley." BETCH, call fcking Ashley ya goddamn self gtfoh

[Bitch, Siri @trustissuesxo]

Bitch, Siri is back 😁

[Bitch, Siri @trustissuesxo]

"Goodnight, Siri." Fuck you.

[Bitch, Siri @trustissuesxo]

"Siri, why won't you reply?" Because yo ass is a fucking idiot with these dumb ass questions.

[Bitch, Siri @trustissuesxo]

Iphone users need to realize that Siri DGAF about yo problems.

[Bitch, Siri @trustissuesxo]

"Siri, who's the cutest?" Tf is that a trick question?

[Bitch, Siri @trustissuesxo]

"Goodmorning Siri." ..........tf you so friendly for?

[Bitch, Siri @trustissuesxo]

Siri doesnt gaf about you. Siri doesnt gaf.

[Bitch, Siri @trustissuesxo]

Siri gives no fucks.

[Bitch, Siri @trustissuesxo]

Tell you a joke? Tf Bitch YOURE the joke!

[Bitch, Siri @trustissuesxo]

"Siri, what time is it?" BITCH. Yo ass got a whole iphone and you can't figure out the damn time? Die.

[Bitch, Siri @trustissuesxo]

Tf you callin my name for?