nick white

If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

[Heaven Hill Brands @heavenhill]

As a family-owned and operated company for 85 years, Heaven Hill Brands has a long history of supporting our local communities. We can give our communities the upper hand during this time and we take great pride in providing assistance.

[nick white @trustnickwhite]

@mattlatmatt solid advice. I stand by it.

[Athletics @Athletics]

We've narrowed it down to 4 finalists, now it's up to you to vote "Best #BattleOfTheBay Watch Party".

[nick white @trustnickwhite]

The modern man spends most of their time untangling earbud cords.

[nick white @trustnickwhite]

Happiness is finding out 3 of the 6 people in front of you in line at the post office were together...

[nick white @trustnickwhite]

Listening to someone explain the show chips to a foreigner makes it sound dumb. That show was amazing.

[nick white @trustnickwhite]

Living with a pug is like having a snoring white noise machine.

[nick white @trustnickwhite]

If you think most bartenders are rude, you're probably an asshole. #probartip

[nick white @trustnickwhite]

#barprotip when going to the bathroom at a bar, try not to place your full beer under the urinal for "safe keeping"

[nick white @trustnickwhite]

#EricSogard #FaceOfMLB I would love to see this happen!

[MC HAMMER e/acc @MCHammer]

📝#EricSogard for #FaceofMLB !! Go #Athletics #NERDPOWER @EricSogard

[nick white @trustnickwhite]

There's nothing worse then a circle that you are expected to dance in the middle of.

[nick white @trustnickwhite]

Hi fives in gloves are unsatisfactory.

[nick white @trustnickwhite]

The only aspirations for college I ever had was to get a sweatshirt from a top tier school. I'm still working on it.

[nick white @trustnickwhite]

I miss playing giant jenga at @kona_club... Hopefully I can make that happen soon!!

[nick white @trustnickwhite]

I'm at @BigfootLodgeSf w/ @feathersantlers http://t.co/Z2Dq1rGvMk

[nick white @trustnickwhite]

Overheard at the bar: I'm not sure if I should have another, last time I went to work this drunk I lost a patient

[nick white @trustnickwhite]

Tried to read through a article about becoming a billionaire and lost interest halfway through... Probably not a great sign.

[nick white @trustnickwhite]

As a general rule, I like things that were thought of in a basement more then I like things that were thought of in a boardroom.