Blair Bodnarchuk

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

The Big Bo Box has all the fixin’s for TNF!

Retweet for your chance to score some chicken and biscuits!

#PanthersBdaySweepstakes

RULES: https://t.co/HV01mwjBAK

[Blair Bodnarchuk @truth_orBlair]

Me when I try to dispose of an insect only to find out it’s still alive

[Blair Bodnarchuk @truth_orBlair]

Does anyone else’s mask smell like whatever they ate last. Like every time I put it on I think “I need to cut back on the Chick-Fil-A, and oh yeah, I’m getting low on trail mix.”

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

We've all been there, Michael.

[Blair Bodnarchuk @truth_orBlair]

When I refer to “that Friday Feeling” I am referring to extreme exhaustion that usually results in me falling asleep on the couch at 7:30 after watching on show.

[Riley Braselton @rileybraselton]

Physically I’m here, but mentally I’m thinking about moving to a cabin in the woods where no one can ever find me and living out the rest of my days there

[Dante Jones @TheDanteJones]

Nah man! Everybody has to spend a semester in Justice

[Blair Bodnarchuk @truth_orBlair]

I thought sunscreen was supposed to prevent people from getting roasted

[New York Post @nypost]

Mark Zuckerberg surfboards in Hawaii with way too much sunscreen https://t.co/TYcdDmBbZG

[Blair Bodnarchuk @truth_orBlair]

@rileybraselton YESSS.

[Blair Bodnarchuk @truth_orBlair]

How have I never realized until just now that when Pam shows that Bob and Phyllis have the same wedding invitations as her and Roy, Bob and Phyllis’ invitation says: Phyllis Lapin of Scranton Pennsylvania and Robert Vance of Vance Refrigeration?

[Dick Van Dyke @iammrvandy]

My idol, Carl Reiner, wrote about the human comedy. He had a deeper understanding of the human condition, than I think even he was aware of. Kind, gentle, compassionate, empathetic and wise. His scripts were never just funny, they always had something to say about us.

[Blair Bodnarchuk @truth_orBlair]

@_llegs_ That Boyz II Men song always gets me in my feels😭😭

[Blair Bodnarchuk @truth_orBlair]

Couple at the beach: that is such a pretty color for a beach house, but that’s an interesting roof. I do not like those shingles at all.
This is the beach house:

[Blair Bodnarchuk @truth_orBlair]

@rileybraselton Oh right!! This pitcher switched so many times trying to get that last out and Hendricks totally could’ve done it.

[Blair Bodnarchuk @truth_orBlair]

Me: humming the Pirates of the Carribean theme song
My 3-yr old Nephew: Stop singing that song please.
2 min. Later: Ugh you got that music in my head! Say you’re sorry now!

[Riley Braselton @rileybraselton]

Woke up 45 minutes ago. Ready for a nap.

[Blair Bodnarchuk @truth_orBlair]

Anyone else remember going to the pool as a kid and there always being an older, slightly creepy man that came to the pool alone to walk around in the 5ft area very slowly and NEVER got out when there was thunder?