The reason Keith is not wearing his frog hat in this picture, is because he shat his own off in surprise of how good it looked, causing it to fall onto the table in front of them. He's in a frozen state of shell-shock. He is not getting paid for this time off.
We are giving a public apology for this tweet. The rats in the ceiling took our very large, professional, 7 monitor computer setup, and tweeted this. We will have it put on trial.
We may be the most fact - based Try Guys account, but we won't be paying $8 for it. Instead, we will pay $8 each for Eugene to step on us. Thank you, from all of our happy and willing employees!
Keith himself told reporters that he would "Twist his penis off with a corkscrew." He wanted us to clarify this is not in the usual sexually gratifying way of using a corkscrew, but a rather unpleasant experience.
The Try Guys are now posting an "Australian Accessible" version of each of their pictures. Look at this one! Now all of their Australian viewers can figure out what they're looking at.
WARNING: IF YOU SEE A LINK BEING SHARED TO EUGENE'S ONLYFANS, DO NOT CLICK! IT IS A VIRUS THAT CAUSES YOU TO TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS. THIS IS A SERIOUS PRIVACY VIOLATION, STAY SHARP.
Zach and known minecraft youtuber "Dream" got into some shenanigans recently! They had a short term misunderstanding on Twitter, which led to Zach and Dream violently fighting in real life. Dream lost 4 legs and Zach lost at least 7 arms. They settled their dispute with a kiss.
We would like to apologise for this outrageous comment made by our staff. The language used here was unacceptable. This crime goes against our morals, so we will use the Brazen Bull punishment method. Don't dig straight down, Employee #1343!