Will Witwer

perfect angel who has never done anything wrong. post production supervisor for the Try Guys, writer, chill as hell

[Will Witwer @wwitwer]

Why do Magic: The Gathering Arena usernames go so hard?? I have a huge screenshot collection lmao

[Will Witwer @wwitwer]

if you can’t lock in for a long art experience without checking your phone (movie, concert, play, etc) you need to seriously consider rewiring your brain

[Will Witwer @wwitwer]

Never felt more like a washed Millenial reading Gen Z people argue that they MUST have their phones at concerts. We’re all addicted, I welcome any space where I don’t have mine.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

1% of vapes should emit a single putrid puff at random. Imagine the camaraderie. You see a man doubled over on the sidewalk, retching. You clap him on the shoulder: "Hit a dark cloud, eh? There, there... today you; tomorrow me." You hold him in your arms

[Will Witwer @wwitwer]

Wemby has to lean down so far to talk to people when it’s loud

[official game glenna @glenna_opt]

Your job is to throw away shampoo bottles in remembrance of 9/11. Do not make jokes.

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

This controversial line from the Barbie movie is sparking a discussion

[Will Witwer @wwitwer]

@kenmartin73 hey man how bad is this report if releasing it would ruin everything for Dems? do you think repeating the same canned talking points about “learning lessons but not pointing fingers” satisfies anyone?

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

where’s Dave Matthews’ tour bus when you need it

[Will Witwer @wwitwer]

@MikeIsaac “hostel takeover”

[Will Witwer @wwitwer]

@SchmittNYC well try living full time in that bad boy then - why the fuck should we care even one iota about the finances of second home buyers?

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Man crazy how there’s always *just enough* Democrats to stop consequential votes from passing. Ah, well

[Will Witwer @wwitwer]

@billybinion Hate to break it to you but “contempt for the superich” is a popular attitude. Do you think the wealth inequality in America should be ignored?

[Rebecca Alter @ralter]

Piss Teams Up With Shit

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

It’s so awesome Bill Watterson is only 67. Made a masterpiece from age 27 to 37, and then has just been chilling since. Beautiful.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

they'll put a woman in prison for a miscarriage but you can state your intent to let your kids die from a preventable disease and its fine

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Written in 2014. But still applicable today.

[Will Witwer @wwitwer]

@mattyglesias so in your view these tweets are sufficient and we can just relax about our opposition party only feebly protesting this war?

[Will Witwer @wwitwer]

@SarahLongwell25 “I didn’t and don’t care about Piker…but Tim wasn’t considering how bad Piker’s positions are” ????? Like call me crazy but he can’t be both a powerless outsider and also someone we need to critique for 45 minutes on a podcast

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

The implication here is so funny I can't even think of a joke