mike

i’m 18 & live a crazy life

[mike @tryingmyworst]

you: my sides better not be launched into orbit after maxx eddy’s set at the labyrinth this friday may 12th

your sides:

[mike @tryingmyworst]

when sweet caroline comes on during karaoke

[mike @tryingmyworst]

how the room feels when i’m 12 whiskeys deep

[mike @tryingmyworst]

baby on board? more like baby i‘m board
(i posted this while driving on the freeway)

[mike @tryingmyworst]

@possumxcow @DUNE_LUVR_69 ok

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

he slapped the nigga and it’s funny and if you disagree you hate black men

[mike @tryingmyworst]

@DUNE_LUVR_69 i saw the trailer when i went to go see spiderman. looks pretty solid.

[mike @tryingmyworst]

@DUNE_LUVR_69 so this is your new dune, huh?

[mike @tryingmyworst]

@possumxcow i believe this is what some refer to as a joke, my guy

[mike @tryingmyworst]

*me to my bed & electric blanket in the mornings*

good set, who books this?

[mike @tryingmyworst]

@sydniemusic 😠

[mike @tryingmyworst]

it’s lowkey fire

[Stereogum @stereogum]

Stream Lil Ugly Mane's deeply strange new surprise album 'Volcanic Bird Enemy And The Voiced Concern' https://t.co/Auz91U7boz

[mike @tryingmyworst]

who’s the idiot that named them “young violinists” instead of “kid fiddlers”?

[mike @tryingmyworst]

at a dead kennedys show and a lady just walked up to me and said “roofie guy!” and this isn’t how i imagined i’d be getting recognized for one of my stand up jokes

[mike @tryingmyworst]

today is the day that you became aware that RuneScape autocorrects to its appropriate capital letters

[mike @tryingmyworst]

booby traps? fuck that. i’ve always been more of an ass man.

[mike @tryingmyworst]

@kencasparis 😂

[mike @tryingmyworst]

*waking up from a coma*
what wave of ska is it?

[mike @tryingmyworst]

fuck you mean? this aunt may was a baddie 😍😍😍

[beth @dayasdear]

Andrew this, Tobey that,, at least we can all agree on the best aunt May