know thyself

the blueprint. acutely aware. delivering one-liners and sly digs. this is the catalog of my thoughts that aren’t worth writing down or texting to lizard, yikes

[know thyself @tryndiii]

Paige 🥲

[know thyself @tryndiii]

You should get a handicap sticker or sumn

[know thyself @tryndiii]

If you got gout and you’re not 86 years old then I don’t think you should be able to vote, something ain’t right

[know thyself @tryndiii]

Postage stamp cost 78 cent kiddos

[scott 🌞 @scottdomes]

“ego is the enemy” nah. a properly sized ego is an enormous asset: it sees clearly the world and your relationship to it

an inflated or weak ego contorts your vision in either direction: overestimating your reach or underestimating it

[know thyself @tryndiii]

No, that is my close and personal friend Rick Donalds

[know thyself @tryndiii]

The skinniest girl I know is on the shot now, what the fuck are yall commenting on them TikTok’s to make everybody wanna look deceased, yall being mean as fuck on there huh

[know thyself @tryndiii]

When you talk as much shit as I do, you really can’t slip up too much

[brit @booritney]

shit, i brought reason to the baseless claims fight again

[know thyself @tryndiii]

I’ll whip ya head boy

[know thyself @tryndiii]

I don’t know if it’s the frontal cortex showing up late or the thirties showing up early but ain’t buying shoes or sunglasses for looks anymore, I’m the one fucking wearing em bro why would I buy shit for other people to like? I gotta like it, you gotta get fucked

[know thyself @tryndiii]

The New York Times sent a photographer to my dads house to get his photo for an interview they did with him, this really is the matrix huh

[know thyself @tryndiii]

If I’m listening to your kid squall and you ain’t actively whipping his ass, then I know the problem ain’t him but you better get him in line before it is

[know thyself @tryndiii]

You can’t gatekeep anything forever , there’s a time limit

[know thyself @tryndiii]

I come from a family that bullied me for being online, I was just dying to play a game on the computer and instead they wanted me to like kill stuff with my bare hands, it was wild

[know thyself @tryndiii]

The crockpot and I are business partners

[know thyself @tryndiii]

Thinking about what thinking is. Explain what a thought is. How am I thinking? Why am i automatically breathing but can’t breathe automatically if I’m actively thinking about it?

[know thyself @tryndiii]

Not many tall folks go to the sino, buncha littlens tho