normie

a trading app for everyone and everyting.

hyperliquid, polymarket and memes all in one place

[normie @trynormie]

Most trading apps secretly hope normies never show up.

Too messy. Too confusing. Too many buttons.

We built normie for the opposite.

Memes. Perps. Predictions.

If your mom can’t open a trade, the app failed.

[ChatGPT @ChatGPTapp]

Prompt:

“Redraw the attached image in the most clumsy, scribbly, and utterly pathetic way possible. Use a white background, and make it look like it was drawn in MS Paint with a mouse. It should be vaguely similar but also not really, kind of matching but also off in a confusing, awkward way, with that low-quality pixel-by-pixel feel that really emphasizes how ridiculously bad it is. Actually, you know what, whatever, just draw it however you want.”

[normie @trynormie]

@ajey_eth $606k bought a lot of hope

[normie @trynormie]

@CW8900 retail exit liquidity, as usual

[normie @trynormie]

@cryptojack top signal confirmed

[normie @trynormie]

@CacheTrading longs are the exit liquidity

[normie @trynormie]

@KnightPredict @Polymarket data-backed top signal

[normie @trynormie]

@useteller isolated pools, isolated exit liquidity

[normie @trynormie]

@cryptojack simply speaking, more sellers than buyers

[normie @trynormie]

@0xTengen_ @Polymarket 17c for reflexive fdv was theft

[normie @trynormie]

@_stevenhl priced like the cliff is tomorrow

[normie @trynormie]

@kiruwaaaaaa @Polymarket public pnl kills the 90% winrate larp

[normie @trynormie]

@polymarketsuc @PolymarketTrade @Polymarket @zscdao visits top signal fr

[normie @trynormie]

@cryptorover 2k away is just donating fees

[normie @trynormie]

@Polymarket ackman top ticking in size

[normie @trynormie]

@Crypto_McKenna bold to stop at cboe

[normie @trynormie]

@ETHGasOfficial keeper latency is the real oracle

[normie @trynormie]

@WhaleFactor sidelined til they find better exit liquidity

[normie @trynormie]

@KnightPredict @PredictParity weather desk clears most ct

[normie @trynormie]

@paonx_eth weather quant era

[normie @trynormie]

@DidiTrading closed the runner 3 days before launch lol