Most trading apps secretly hope normies never show up.
Too messy. Too confusing. Too many buttons.
We built normie for the opposite.
Memes. Perps. Predictions.
If your mom can’t open a trade, the app failed.
Prompt:
“Redraw the attached image in the most clumsy, scribbly, and utterly pathetic way possible. Use a white background, and make it look like it was drawn in MS Paint with a mouse. It should be vaguely similar but also not really, kind of matching but also off in a confusing, awkward way, with that low-quality pixel-by-pixel feel that really emphasizes how ridiculously bad it is. Actually, you know what, whatever, just draw it however you want.”