Trystan-Ross

Future publican - Current beggar

[Trystan-Ross @trystan_ross]

Come and be part of the adventure in breathing new life into the heart and soul of The Star Inn, Crowlas. We are launching a crowdfunding campaign raising funds to renovate. Loads of perks available to purchase or even if you just donate. All help appreciated! Link in bio xxx

[Trystan-Ross @trystan_ross]

@JulieHob1878 @PipLacey Those are Cornish puddings 😏

[Trystan-Ross @trystan_ross]

@PipLacey 😊 🙏🏽

[Pip Lacey @PipLacey]

All the best to these two nutters! For sure it will be a great success with great food from chef Trystan. No question about the hours and all the hard work to be done, Hopefully the support for them is matched. Help their crowdfund in keeping British pubs alive and kicking!

[Trystan-Ross @trystan_ross]

@mixtorious1 @trussliz Because why?

[Joe Crann @YesWeCrann]

This is such an unfamiliar feeling, even though it’s become more regular in recent years…

England don’t win penalty shootouts, they don’t come back from behind, they don’t score late winners - we’ve not done any of this stuff during my lifetime.

Huge from the #ThreeLions.

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

Congrats to City on their fourth title in four years. And congrats to Lance Armstrong on seven consecutive Tour de France titles.

[A. Bartaway🇺🇦❤️✊✌️ @Bartaway]

Tyson Fury is an asshole, but also we can be a little forgiving of someone having to get an interview while very likely having brain damage

[Trystan-Ross @trystan_ross]

@StokeyyG2 Jamie vardy

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Formula 1 has now reached a point where the Red Bull is so overwhelmingly dominant that any of the top 10 drivers would be champion in it. That is not healthy for the sport.

[Fuck off @Get_effed]

A thread of fucking excellent logos:

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@KatyushaBoom Suicide device

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@90sWWE Kane
Undertaker
Mankind
Dudley Boys (2 entries)

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@GinieSigonney Joburg?

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@archi_tradition Leipzig

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@TheAustinIPGuy @archi_tradition Tier 1 for sure

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@YesMissMurphy Just hate LinkedIn

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@drhingram Glorious

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner

[Trystan-Ross @trystan_ross]

@CountBinface Some fruitloop