DaddyDyke

This ain't that

[sheek gooch @_silkyyy]

I’m not even being dramatic when I say there’s very obviously some sort of insidious plot behind NONE of us being able to filter out that B***face content.

[DaddyDyke @trythakidd]

BAN MEN! but especially from shopping apps such as Instacart/Spark/doordash

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

In 1988 Dolly Parton pulled every 7th and 8th grader in Sevier County into a room and told them to pick a buddy.

She made them sign a contract.. if BOTH graduate, she hands you both $500. One fails, nobody gets paid.

The county dropout rate went from 35% to 6%.

She handed out the checks herself.

In 1989 she offered $500 to every kid in the county who wanted to go to the local college.

When Gatlinburg burned in 2016, she sent 900 families $1,000 a month for six months.

You've probably heard that part.

Here's the part you haven't:

The fund raised more than expected, so she showed up in May and handed every one of those families another $5,000 on top.

Then she quietly put $3 million into the recovery group that handles the years after the news trucks leave.

She built her county an entire hospital.

She played a benefit concert in 2007, Dollywood and the Stampede matched it, and LeConte Medical Center opened in 2010 with a birthing unit and a women's center in it.

In 2022 she started covering 100% of tuition, books, and fees for Dollywood employees.

Full-time, part-time, AND seasonal.

In 1991 she paid for a bald eagle sanctuary because the birds couldn't be released back into the wild, no press release.

And when Hurricane Helene came through here in Western North Carolina, she wrote a personal check for $1 million and her companies matched it.

She didn't owe North Carolina anything, but she helped us anyway.

She started the Imagination Library because her daddy couldn't read or write. Before he passed, he told her it was the most important thing she ever did.

Rest in Peace, Dolly 🇺🇸

[DaddyDyke @trythakidd]

Trump still here but Dolly not…..Fuck this whole year

[Amazon Prime @Pinky_Balboaaa]

I think shorty just wanted to expose Lex because she has visibility and fandom.

[DaddyDyke @trythakidd]

@mamaztheguru When you heal and ready for something solid, hmu😍😍

[DaddyDyke @trythakidd]

Beautiful day to throw something on the grill

[DaddyDyke @trythakidd]

If you become a food critic at every restaurant stay tf away from me

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.

Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.

[illpunchyobackin 🇭🇹 @MarLife_]

Young MA need to start dropping again or another dyke need to start rapping. I’m tired of all these soft singing, sad ass studs howling to the moon

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

That man is robbing us blind.
It hasn’t even been 2 full years.
By the time his term is finished, the US will have $4, no schools, no healthcare, no water, no clean air, no food, no economy, no chance lmao.

Just police officers, cancer, and AI data centers.

[Truckin Texan🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @punmasterflash]

They're draining all the water sources, killing all the animals, and poisoning all the farmland. People should be in fight or flight mode. It cannot be overstated how dire the situation is in America.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

The Epstein file is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

🚨A 45-year-old man is occupying the top of Washington’s Frederick Douglas Memorial Bridge to protest the war in Iran‼️
Not on a single western news outlet covering this‼️

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Louisiana’s GOP governor just declared a STATE OF EMERGENCY to CANCEL an election.

Not for a storm — but to redraw maps so he can ERASE a historically Black district.

They’re not even hiding it. MAGA is rigging elections to silence YOU.

[ANJALI @TWlTTERHAVER]

ill talk to anybody for 6+ hours & it's made a lot of people think theyre in love w me, which leads to some Uncomfortable Talks. i didn't get why until i realized Most People Are Shit Conversationalists so many think conversational stamina = chemistry. im just Texan & mad affable

[DaddyDyke @trythakidd]

101 days sober🥳🥳🥺

[DaddyDyke @trythakidd]

Gas went from 2.77 premium to 3.99 in a week!

[DaddyDyke @trythakidd]

It’s exhausting to be with someone who’s allergic to a good day🙄