Ben Greenspan

Sometimes I live in a Tesla w/ Wife & Pup.

[Ben Greenspan @tryweirder]

The year is 2030. @elonmusk is head of product at @Tesla and @MikeJudge is CEO.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Most entertaining outcome is most likely

[Ben Greenspan @tryweirder]

@pt___ Totally. I paid about $1200 a decade ago to have that secret magical word of saving whispered into my ear 🤦‍♂️. And the person wasn’t even all that charismatic 😆.

[Ben Greenspan @tryweirder]

@pt___ From ChatGPT: “The problem is the loop’s insistence that it must produce an exit. Perhaps the only thing that ever ends is the compulsion to interfere.”

[Ben Greenspan @tryweirder]

I have not. Some of this article reminds me of a very brief time practicing TM using a mantra. But other than the unrelenting neurosis of self 😆, I don’t really have any practices. I’m skeptical and weary of any sort of practice in general.

The hope stirred up in me by the possibility of relief brought by any practice scares me. It all seems like more of the same loops continuing to loop in a theater of delusional progress. The place I keep coming back to is one of, “no escape, no exit, now what?” And how maybe wanting relief from what one is, is part of the problem.

Is this place of enduring equanimity a real state available to all whom somehow “earn” it? Does “earning” just mean letting your nervous system play itself out uninterrupted until it’s got nothing left to say? I hope so. And that’s my problem 😆.

[Ben Greenspan @tryweirder]

@Stephen19718352 napoleon knew

[Ben Greenspan @tryweirder]

@utilitaryan so this

[Stephen Stone - PhD Tricknologist @Stephen19718352]

People think I’m joking when I say you need to be sexually harassing your wife/gf every day. I am dead serious. It starts before you even get out of bed. You need to be groping and making jokes before your head leaves the pillow. You need to be playfully harassing her in the bathroom as she gets ready. You need to pick her up off the ground when you get home from work. You need to send her funny, sexually harassing texts during the day.

Your woman will be so happy to have a man constantly sexually interested in her. This is the best way by far to keep her happy. It also serves to diffuse all her illogical female thoughts, which she is burdened with. It will also result in you getting laid on a daily basis several years into a marriage.

You need to be sexual harassment MAXXING

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Like honestly "it's going to take us several weeks to tell you who won the election" is failed state shit and should be much more stigmatized.

[🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴 @JoshLekach]

The guy in the Backrooms had access to an infinite supply of free furniture he could’ve sold at 100% margins.

Instead of building a furniture empire, he chose to spend his time dwelling on his divorce and alcoholism.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

It's time to think bigger for LA. We don't have to accept the filth and the decline. We have the greatest slice of heaven on Earth with our city, and we deserve better. Vote for Pratt. Vote for LA. Vote TODAY. Let's clean this city together.

[govt.exe is corrupt @govt_corrupt]

The only pandemic we’re facing is how retarded everyone is.

[Martin Shkreli @MartinShkreli]

Let me also remind all Congressmen that those of us who have been to jail or prison (which includes many, many from Congress) are still human beings. Some of us may have made mistakes, and some are falsely accused. But no human is intrinsically "better" than another.

[Ben Greenspan @tryweirder]

@HoopsCrave Would love something more like this.

[Ben Greenspan @tryweirder]

How about the @McDonalds Golden Arches Club:

- $29 per month or $299 per year
- One FREE any size soda, sweet tea, unsweet tea, hot tea, iced coffee, or hot coffee every 2 hours 24/7
- Unlimited $1 small fries, ice cream cones, cookies, pies
- Unlimited $2 upgraded coffees, smoothies, and McFlurry
- Double points on all purchases
- Members only in app offers and rewards points redemption options
- Exclusive access to limited edition members only merch drops including extra items available only after 3, 6, 12, 24 months of membership

What do you think @HuinGuillaume ?

[Ben Greenspan @tryweirder]

@RealDianeYap @Whatthefeuck “Not loving you” and “shaping you into what you needed to be” are the same thing.

[Ben Greenspan @tryweirder]

@TheBronxViking Major League 4: Defending the Coast 😆

[Ben Greenspan @tryweirder]

@TheCinesthetic The sequence about school shootings in Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (2025) is the most Idiocracy a movie has been since Idiocracy.

[Ben Greenspan @tryweirder]

@litteralyme0 By 2037 all movies will be Italian brainrot #6767

[Ben Greenspan @tryweirder]

@DiscussingFilm This will be bigger than anyone expects. An entire generation will be split between the kids that see it many times, and those whose parents don’t let them at all. This is how we go from humans to Eloi & Morlocks. Which you think is which is your tell.

[Ben Greenspan @tryweirder]

@DiscussingFilm This will be bigger than anyone expects. An entire generation will be split between the kids that see it many times, and those whose parents don’t let them at all. This is how we go from humans to Eloi & Morlocks. Which you think is which is your tell.

[Ben Greenspan @tryweirder]

@ArthurMacwaters live reactions from the shire

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

In LOTR, hobbits in the shire spent so long sheltered from evil that they don't even really believe it exists.

The west is like the shire.

[Ben Greenspan @tryweirder]

OR, it has NOTHING to do with screen time and everything to do with self directed play.

The interpretation of their own data too easily dismisses “No significant effect of recreational screen time was found…”and ignores that digital play can be adventurous too IF self directed.

[Egg Czar 🥚👑 @EarthBrah]

So our government is basically like "no don't mess with that— that's a load-bearing child sex trafficking ring"