Tim Schumer

[Tim Schumer @tschumer]

@WWESheamus @JoshuaGallegos @CrossFit @WWECesaro @SashaBanksWWE @itsBayleyWWE Awesome job! Love how you check any pride and put it all on the screen. New fan!

[Tim Schumer @tschumer]

@HashtagGriswold ...got 'em

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@HashtagGriswold you're not sorry #breakingmysilence #callingyouout

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I'm stuck in France but Netflix has the new season of archer. So. We're good. #priorities

[Tim Schumer @tschumer]

@KDTrey5 When I moved from NY to Moore, two weeks later you donated toward the tornado relief fund. Why #WeLoveKD

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That went well #GoT

[Tim Schumer @tschumer]

Finally get to watch a GoT episode live! Damn, this show will break your soul

[Tim Schumer @tschumer]

@McNellies_OKC, hands down the best pub in Oklahoma. Bring on the challengers!

[Tim Schumer @tschumer]

@mrBobbyBones just mentioned kebabalicious on air. Knew I loved this show.

[Tim Schumer @tschumer]

Tastes change, but Apple cinnamon oatmeal remains disgusting. #varietypack

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@CollegeGameDay Notre Dame in the fall has unparalleled beauty!

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@Eschumer suuuure you arrive after I leave!

[Tim Schumer @tschumer]

I want to join Crossfit but idk if I can get over the pretentiousness. "Welcome to the box"

[Tim Schumer @tschumer]

One more week till I'm Buffalo bound

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All moved. Thankful that it's over. Just in time to not watch any more Thunder games. Bummer

[Tim Schumer @tschumer]

Report: teenagers turn from Facebook to Twitter. I don't understand Twitter. I'm old. #fiddlesticks

[Tim Schumer @tschumer]

@psychoKATH01 @CassMoney12 Two years later and I still have no idea why I let you talk me into starting tweeting #stillcalledthatright?

[Tim Schumer @tschumer]

I have a Twitter for up to the minute severe weather warnings. #Oklahoma

[Tim Schumer @tschumer]

@seanleyes you had Windows 98?? Soooo luuuuckyyyyy

[Tim Schumer @tschumer]

I feel like Forest Gump running across the nation. All y'all keep following me but I have nothing to say.