Tsespato

30s. PDX area. I exist mostly in real life, but sometimes I'm a cat on the internet.

If I liked your post, I'm sorry.

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@GravticS Not possible

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How many times a week do you eat instant ramen for dinner?

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@Whitestar_001 Aren't you a fox with antlers though? 🤔

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Is this true, deer friends? Please confirm.

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Deer crave cream pies

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@ellariaartist I love it, thanks again! 🥹🥹

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@SeiferBat This is the right answer

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pov: you came over to cuddle but it's been three hours and I'm still talking about old electronics

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It's laserdisc o'clock, for those that celebrate
https://t.co/9KDebzjRSW

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@ChoxySlime Hi

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i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis

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@GemelliBird "Khajiit has wares if you have c- OH! OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!"

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@CavatappiPog I don't really sports, but I think that's called a fly ball! Or... a birdie?

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@PepperMuzz #WeAreCharlieBoof

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If you are stinky that's fine too, you're still really cute, I'll just observe from afar :3

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If your sona is a skunk (and you're not stinky) then I immediately have a crush on you. Sorry, I don't make the rules, that's just how it is.

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@GemelliBird DO IT PLEASE

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All month I've been wanting to get out and be silly as a big dumb animal but my even dumber anxious/stressed/depressed human brain has held me back. I usually manage just fine on my own, but today I really, really wish someone would just come drag my ass out of this house.

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@BastardJaykee 10/10 would pat

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@CatCandahan I got it to. Has to be bait to get us to use their payment platform.