tyler

he/him, hard of hearing

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

JD Vance is literally the only dude in America who ever had this thought 💀

[tyler @tsg712]

THE ACTIVE ONE

[Peace ✨ @turbogaldxano]

Espero que él sea el activo porque cualquier otra opción es antinatural

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Jimothy you have my sword

[ObtainerOfRareAntiquities @ObtainerOf]

Fuck my goblin freak raccooncel life

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Seattle has recently sighted a Raccoon that frequents the local parks with Short Spine Syndrome (SSS).

The locals have endearingly nicknamed him, "Jimothy".

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I don’t even know what to say anymore. Couches and now this.

[brandon* @brndxix]

j.d vance:

[jackson 🇪🇸 @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[Homeland Dems @HomelandDems]

"I only need 11,000 votes, fellas. I need 11,000 votes. Gimme a break."

In case anyone forgot: the only person caught trying to rig the 2020 election was Donald Trump—and it's on tape.

Every accusation from this insecure little man is projection.

[diego @sevdiego_]

@JahMakesMoves Real humans finished watching Goy Island to then watch “Streamer University” the week after

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Between the plagues and the sky being on fire, I think Trump is just the anti-christ

[Jon Ossoff @ossoff]

Tonight I heard a failed and desperate president who as war spirals and prices rise is as always focused on his grievances, his shame, and above all his fear of the accountability that will come with defeat.

I also heard a president signaling his unmistakable intent to attack these elections and our voting rights, just as he tried to throw out our votes and seize the presidency in 2020.

Our answer will be overwhelming.

Across Georgia a wave of defiance is building to rebuke him so decisively that no president ever again dares such brazen corruption and abuse.

The power of the presidency is nothing compared to the power of the people.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

donald trump genuinely is just one americas greatest historical evils its insane

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

We watched Trump's dangerous and deranged speech so you don't have to. Here are the moments you need to know about:

— He openly laid groundwork to challenge the midterms. He claimed our elections were "compromised," clearly setting up the justification to tamper with results before a single vote is counted.

— He said he'll "correct vulnerabilities" in our elections. Translation: he told you exactly what he plans to interfere with.

— He contradicted himself on China in real time. He first claimed China was "working to influence" and "undermining confidence" in him, then said he was doing a "great job" with them back when he made the claim. He couldn't keep his own conspiracy straight.

— He claimed China rigged the 2020 election, this time by getting journalists to write bad stories about him, because China supposedly wanted Biden to win since Trump was "wise to them."

— He said they found "burn bags" from the Obama Administration full of supposedly incriminating material, without ever saying what was actually in them.

— He said he needs "urgent measures" to stop our elections from being "hacked," citing Maduro's rigged machines in Venezuela in 2020 as his "evidence."

— He attacked networks for not airing him live, accusing them of being "part of the conspiracy to rig elections" and suggesting they should lose their broadcast licenses.

— He announced he wants to seize voter data from states he's deemed "vulnerable" ahead of the midterms.

This was a sitting president telegraphing, step by step, how he plans to undermine the 2026 midterms with egregious lies and conspiracy theories.

[sowa @sevariia]

he needs boyfriend with adhd so bad

[Ray @SRSInSilence]

When I get drunk and take over the jukebox at a straight bar

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

can i come over and bury myself on your property

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

i lied, there is no sex. you're going to watch me make us in the sims

[mitch 🍔 @B0YWINNER]

they always have the smallest daintiest twinks go push all the carts back inside at the grocery store

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

There has never been a man who describes himself as “high t” who has a penis longer than 4 inches. This is science. Kinsey looked into this.