We must Hunt for Red October to prevent a Red Storm Rising and protect the Cardinal of the Kremlin while we play Patriot Games that present a Clear and Present Danger to the Sum of All Fears while we must act Without Remorse to repay our Debt of Honor with these Executive Orders
@DimitryS19 Кстати, помимо датчиков на законцовках и усиленной композитной конструкции, на Су-47 применялся самый действенный метод борьбы с дивергенцией крыла.
well, it's official: the sacred order of the nine plaits is no more.
the radical announcement comes mere months after the banishing of esteemed disciple "dogbert" from the sacred order of the nine plaits sent shockwaves through the entire organization. by the end of march, the organization's membership had dipped by an unprecedented 35 percent— from just over 60 thousand members on february 27th, to just 38 thousand on march 31st.
as factions within the order gained influence, their members split off to found subsects of their own; and though many dwindled out without the support of the greater "nine plaits" organization, a few steadily gained influence, continuing to grow to this day.
amongst these, a little-known subsect known colloquially as the "primitivists." rejecting the teachings of the order as a whole, these disciples instead adhere to the "untying," a small subsection of the order's holy style guide widely believed to be the oldest portion of the order's "good book."
of course, the primitivists were little more than cultists up until late last night, when brother "catnar," under the tutelage of several sect elders, managed to channel the divine will of the Primordial Strand— the first case of such an event in nearly 500 years.
utilizing catnar as an empty vessel, the Primordial Strand maintained offered a terse response to the subsect's most senior members, regarding the now-splintered order and its holy texts:
"what? no, i didn't say all that. you guys probably misheard me."
the declaration— casual, yet poignant— spells the end of the sacred order of the nine plaits. however, in its wake a small sect of revisionists have risen from the ashes, ready and willing to rebuild their organization from the ground up.
as for brother catnar? we're told that he's decided to return to his old lifestyle: "selling cars, hitting golf balls, and spending time with the wife and kids."
FIRST LOOK: The California Science Center has announced that the “Samuel Oschin Air and Space Center” expansion will open November 13th, 2026
Featuring the full-stack vertical display of @NASA Space Shuttle Endeavor
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