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[themba @tsmamba]

We all lose our powers at some point. Spiderman is not different.

[IOL News @IOL]

Commissioner's sharp rebuke to Seseko: "If you want to be a leader, you should not put up your hand to be appointed. Standing up to authority is expected. With you it's worse."
#MadlangaCommission
https://t.co/kGDsufwfIz

[Simon Sithole @Simon_Sithole20]

TWO Pot System is the BIGGEST scam in recent times.

You claim R30k from your pension, SARS takes R12k from it...

@sarstax Make it make sense PLEASE!!🥺🙏

[Khaya Sithole @CoruscaKhaya]

Meanwhile in Menlyn - the court has predictably ruled that the suspension of the CEO was wrong.

Or as the French would say - Quelle Surprise!

[themba @tsmamba]

True, same as calculating a % increase from a 0 base, you get a 0 result ...which is confusing..

[Christo 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @ChristoThurston]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[themba @tsmamba]

@ReleGlo I swear, it never happened. It AI

[themba @tsmamba]

Sometimes these dreams make you fly and float like a bird, and it becomes so fulfilling 🙂😃

[El Kikín @kikin455]

Jajajaja 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[SABC News @SABCNews]

Senior Counsel Laurence Hodes told the Polokwane high court that Shebe Maburna’s prominence and the potential damage to his reputation while in custody must be considered exceptional factors when determining his bail application.

Shebe applied for bail under new evidence for the second time at the High court in Polokwane. He is facing 21 charges including attempted murder. For more visit https://t.co/4v5Vy3dqfi

Credit: Rendani Raliphaswa

[themba @tsmamba]

@gidth2 FAFO

[Zanny Minton Beddoes @zannymb]

I enjoyed discussing my @elonmusk interview with @andrewrsorkin on Squawk Box. You can watch the full segment where I discuss some key takeaways: https://t.co/TsUUpHfdKv

[Christian @InTheTrenchesUK]

I am intellectually incapable of addressing why a man who builds actual rockets dismissed my entire worldview as 'absurd,' so I will pretend this humiliation was a 'discussion' and promote it as content. I am terrified that people watched him tell me more people hate me than I realize, so I am using the phrase 'key takeaways' to sound authoritative. There are no key takeaways. I was dismantled on camera. I hope you don't notice that the public enjoyed watching me suffer. Please watch the full segment so my employer at the Italian industrialist-owned magazine doesn't notice that I have never built anything except my own delusion of importance. I am a small woman in a borrowed worldview and Elon Musk exposed it.

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

“Money won’t matter in 2036,” claims @elonmusk on the latest episode of The Insider. He tells @zannymb, The Economist’s editor-in-chief, how people will live when AI and robots can do every job and why he expects deflation, not inflation: https://t.co/IQwRnHXAXM

[ameis @giovanniameis]

Uyise:

[Mr Ngezana🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @Makaziwe_N]

Legend

#MadlangaCommission

[Sky News @SkyNews]

US returns $81bn after Trump tariffs ruled illegal

https://t.co/zisRAFAhDg

[themba @tsmamba]

Clear analysis

[Sky News @SkyNews]

'Despite what President Trump says, [the US] cannot keep the Strait of Hormuz open'

Military analyst Prof Michael Clarke explains why the 'significant' attacks on two vessels by Iranian missiles suggests that Trump cannot simply take control of the key waterway.

Follow latest: https://t.co/YhflT5xRds

[SABC News @SABCNews]

WATCH | Allegations of a leaked examination paper at the UKZN’s Law Faculty have sparked concern among students. An affected student, who has requested anonymity, says there is growing anger on campus, with some students considering legal action.

[Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman]

Age of each of these countries:

USA: 250 years
Netherlands: 445 years
Sweden: 503 years
Spain: 547 years
Monaco: 729 years
Switzerland: 735 years
Thailand: 788 years
Mongolia: 820 years
Portugal: 883 years
Hungary: 1,026 years
Poland: 1,060 years
Denmark: 1,061 years
England: 1,099 years
Norway: 1,154 years
Russia: 1,164 years
France: 1,183 years
Morocco: 1,238 years
Bulgaria: 1,345 years
China: 2,246 years
Iran: 2,575 years
Japan: 2,685 years
Ethiopia: 3,000 years
Egypt: 5,125 years