fennel stan trev

Chicago | he/him | bring back Guacamole Doritos 2K24

[fennel stan trev @tstoim]

If you’re not a pastrami sandwich with grainy mustard on rye don’t even THINK about talking to me rn

[fennel stan trev @tstoim]

The way I go from being completely disgusted by something to becoming utterly obsessed in the span of 2 weeks should honestly be studied

[fennel stan trev @tstoim]

I’m a Carrie Bradshaw sun, Ben Wyatt moon, Crash Bandicoot rising

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Panera cinnamon crunch bagels are the 8th wonder of the world

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The Beatles were a flop, absolutely not a slay. Paris Hilton could have written Here Comes The Sun in her sleep, but Stars Are Blind? John Lennon could never.

[fennel stan trev @tstoim]

The inventor of peppered turkey:

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@kendallmstevens #neverforgive

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My current beef is with everyone who let my hair look like this for 20 years of my life

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@SlimSchneidey If we don’t get this after our July 8th outing I will be so sad

[fennel stan trev @tstoim]

My neighbors waiting to hear which 3 songs I’ll cycle through and sing to myself the entire day

[RINA SLAYWAYAMA @rinasawayama]

I simply can’t slay any less sorry xxxx

[fennel stan trev @tstoim]

If there’s one thing about me it’s that I go absolutely feral for onions. Raw onions? Put them on top of literally whatever I am eating. Sautéed onions? The perfect subtle sweetness and savoriness to complement any dish. Pickled onions? A delectable tang. Onion me up baby

[fennel stan trev @tstoim]

Me explaining that I don’t like Creed in an ironic, nostalgia-seeking sort of way, but in a real, think their songs are anthems of our generation, would engrave their lyrics on my tombstone kind of way

[fennel stan trev @tstoim]

@SlimSchneidey We never had a chance to enact our Buffalo sauce debate, adding it to the agenda along with karaoke’ing Me & U by Cassie and Pretty Girl Rock by Keri Hilson

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Anything buffalo flavored is straight up trash and I will hear no arguments to the contrary

[fennel stan trev @tstoim]

@theflabs I’m public for the next 5 minutes, do ur thing

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Me explaining to anyone who will listen that West Coast is Lana’s best song, but Gods and Monsters is her magnum opus, Video Games will go down as one of the best songs ever written, but NFR is her true masterpiece

[fennel stan trev @tstoim]

My latest unhinged opinion is that not only should we not be eating octopus because they’re incredibly intelligent and sentient creatures, but we should also establish “Octopus Cafes” similar to Cat Cafes where people can just go and chill with the octopuses

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@SlimSchneidey I was fully ready to give them my analysis as to why Nobody’s Home by Avril is one of the primary pieces of evidence supporting the Melissa theory

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Was just screen sharing with a client and everyone saw that I had an article ranking Avril Lavigne’s albums from worst to best up on my browser

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@SlimSchneidey @theflabs This really should just be a fennel Stan account tbh

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@theflabs Taurus Mars Flabs has spoken.