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[⋆｡°✩ 𝑾𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘺 .ᐟ @tstrbrgr]

https://t.co/Tsu2dgHa0x

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[moop @oudboard]

Albert Camus was an insufferable midwit, but he was so right when he said that naming things wrongly is adding to the misery of the world

[kait ⛱️ @kaitnotcake]

the second best thing a man can do with his mouth is eat pussy. the first is shutting the fuck up

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

[⋆｡°✩ 𝑾𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘺 .ᐟ @tstrbrgr]

／ god it's good to be back

[mira @mirahalle]

There is a crisis going on with men right now. None of them want to jester for a woman anymore. They can’t even entertain a “why do you hate me” text

[⋆｡°✩ 𝑾𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘺 .ᐟ @tstrbrgr]

／ the biggest immersion breaker isnt musk's slop, surprisingly, but the australian political ads 💀💀

[g @6hibal]

ex situationship dropped another banger

[⋆｡°✩ 𝑾𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘺 .ᐟ @tstrbrgr]

https://t.co/ZYAmOZ1gbA

[⋆｡°✩ 𝑾𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘺 .ᐟ @tstrbrgr]

You know what? Solid call

[⋆｡°✩ 𝑾𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘺 .ᐟ @tstrbrgr]

@AUTHORlTAH aren't you that guy whose voice sounds like the grindr notification?

[⋆｡°✩ 𝑾𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘺 .ᐟ @tstrbrgr]

Actively being on twitter feels like billable hours for all the consulting on cyberbullying I do.

Pic related

[⋆｡°✩ 𝑾𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘺 .ᐟ @tstrbrgr]

@bIubois not at the moment! but should you ever need to take retaliatory action for any reason, you'd have my full support. ✨

[ananya @k4tiyak4run]

the doctor is neither too close nor too far

[miia @miiagarro]

my bush literally grows thicker than your beard lower your tone

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

If I take too long to respond to my friend Ryan he starts texting me like this